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What happens if i spontaneously combust. Beautiful women are my downfall

Mercymaker doodles

#mercymaker #overwatch #widowmercy #mercy #widowmaker

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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Interact if i can say 'go piss girl' to you.

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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Haley x Ridley wip

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heyyy (with the intention of charging you every time you die in the mines even though we are married)

posted this to the wrong blog earlier soz i was tired

ref image under the cut

#own art #artists on tumblr #clip studio paint #sdv #stardew valley #sdv harvey #harvey sdv #harvey stardew #heeelp me heeeelp #girl heeeeelp #help me beautiful man heeeelp #save meeee heeeelp

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Kinkajou and Cricket fanart!

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pair of em

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you need joja cola for a Huh?

#sdv #stardew valley #what on earth #does he like #fizzy salad?? #mm scrummy love my salad CARBONATED #freak.... #sdv sebastian

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my favourite thing about this is it looks like they progressively start to escape confinement (the borders of the box)

THE FULL 100 ADOPT CHALLENGE

I started this challenge last March, and it has been a journey in my style. It's surreal being able to look at the 1st to the last and seeing how my art has come along.

All of these adopts have homes!

#wings of fire #THIS IS SO COOL #i love all of them especially the leafwings #wof

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

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Initial D character headcanons (1/?)

Screw canon, I'll add my own. Here are some headcanons I came up with, take it, leave it, add your own, whatever we keep drifting.

Fujiwara Takumi

Music of choice: Eurodance, to stay awake. Works better than any caffeinated drink ever could. In his glove compartment: Take-out fliers, loose coins to spend on vending machines. Parallel parking skill: Has never parallel parked, but would succeed on first try. Could drift into the spot but doesn't want to look like a show-off. Driving pet peeve: Slow drivers who don't give way. Ticket score: Zero. He doesn't want to find out what Bunta would say.

Itsuki Takeuchi

Music of choice: Whatever is on the radio In his glove compartment: His driving license and the manual of the car, list of his work shifts, a car magazine, a pair of fluffy dice he hasn't dared to hang yet. Parallel parking skill: He's super nervous and sweats it every time, but does okay, even though he needs multiple tries. Driving pet peeve: Tailgaters. Ticket score: Since the first accident, he's a very responsible driver and doesn't have any additional tickets, but the points on his license remain.

Iketani Koichiro

Music of choice: Classic Japanese rock/pop ballads for strong independent manly men who need no woman In his glove compartment: A water bottle, a spare bowtie for work, forgotten old tests from high school, personal hygiene kit with mouthwash and a disposable razor, but he's forgotten to buy shaving cream. Parallel parking skill: He's proficient, but if someone's watching he gets too self-concious to even try. Driving pet peeve: Ending up on the slow lane and watching cars pass him on his left. Ticket score: He caught a few speeding tickets in his first year with a license due to being over eager and careless in urban areas, but wisened up before maxing out the points.

Kenji

Dayjob: A baker, which leaves him with lots of free time to bother his friends at their work place. Music of choice: Rock'n'roll from all over the world, to both knead bread dough and drive fast to. He burns his own mix CDs. In his glove compartment: CDs, several tubes of prescription hand cream, manga magazines, marker pens, post-it-notes and old shopping lists, crumbled up receipts. Parallel parking skill: None. This man has so far never been forced to even try, and so he won't learn. There's always a free spot somewhere in a small town, especially very late and very early. He would never want to drive in a metropolitan area. Driving pet peeve: Drivers who rev their engines and screech their tires to show off. Ticket score: A few parking tickets because he tends to forget himself in chatting with friends.

Takahashi Keisuke:

Dayjob: This rich problem youth has not worked a day in his life. His parents may have given up on him, but his allowance was never wholly cut to keep him from getting into even more serious trouble. Music of choice: Synth pop, like all the cool scene kids in the 90s. In his glove compartment: Snack bar wrappers, a cell phone charger, cigaretters and several half empty lighters, emergency condoms and a totally unrelated tube of body lotion (water-based). Parallel parking skill: He could, but would never expose his precious car to the other parked cars and their drivers like that. If there's no spacious parking spot, he won't leave his car for anything or anyone. Driving pet peeve: Prone to road rage just in general. Ticket score: Zero, but the local police knows him by name.

Takahashi Ryosuke

Day job: Full-time med student, favorite child. Music of choice: Heavy metal, it's excellent stress relief In this glove compartment: Vehicle license, the manual of his car, a logbook, maps, first aid kit. Parallel parking skill: Perfect, what did you expect? Driving pet peeve: People who get road rage. Ticket score: Surprisingly high. He's been caught speeding multiple times when looking for his brother during his gang days, and caught the occasional parking ticket due to forgetfullness.

Nakamura Kenta

Dayjob: An employee at a 7/11 Music of choice: Same as Keisuke's In his glove compartment: Wrappers from various snacks, empty noodle cups and an uneven number of disposable chopsticks, crumbled up energy drink cans. Parallel parking skill: Could do it, as long as he concentrates instead of trying to act too cool Driving pet peeve: Drivers who hit puddles on purpose, either spraying the pedestrians or risking hydroplaning needlessly Ticket score: He's got his license suspended once for three months. Since joining the RedSuns he's cleaned up his act in general.

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Initial D character headcanons (2/?)

Part 1

Sato Mako

Day job: Office worker in accounting Music of choice: Girl group grunge In her glove compartment: Maps, marker pens, a cap and sunglasses, polaroids of her and Sayuki, her rally idols, and that one candid of Takahashi Ryosuke. Plus Sayuki's emergency lipsticks and spare stockings. Parallel parking skill: Perfect. She doesn't honestly know what the big deal is, it's just stopping your car, get over yourself. Driving pet peeve: Guys who go on about "women drivers" Ticket score: She got a speeding ticket once and nearly yelled at the cop, so she's made extra sure not to get in that situation again.

Sayuki

Day job: An event venue manager, occasional bartender Music of choice: Girl group grunge, punk, visual kei In her glove compartment: She and Mako share the car, so she treats it like a second handbag. See above. Parallel parking skill: Only the theory. As the navigator, she just tells the driver to do it. If you listen to her, you'll get it exactly right too. Driving pet peeve: Guys who refuse to take instructions, read the manual, or ask for directions. Ticket score: Minus one, because she reins in Mako's temperament and believes without her she'd been arrested a long ago.

Nakazato Takeshi

Day job: A specialized mechanical engineer with a steady government position. The details are classified and it's very well paid. Music of choice: X Japan and Buck-Tick, goth and visual kei In his glove compartment: CDs (legit, he'd never pirate music), eye liner, and usually cigarettes and a lighter, but recently he must have forgotten to stack up. His lighter must be in another jacket's pocket too. Parallel parking skill: Perfect, but he keeps quiet about it in case someone dares him and he can use it to assert dominance (this will never happen). Driving pet peeve: Backseat drivers. He will never get a GPS or use a map app, ever. Ticket score: Speeds a lot but rarely gets caught. He doesn't worry about it too much, just enough to not lose his license.

Shoji Shingo

Day job: IT customer support at a call center. This is the root of everything that's wrong with him. Music of choice: Rap, hiphop, and secretly Britney Spears. Her CDs (legit) are kept in wrong cases on purpose. In his glove compartment: Hair ties, duct tape, zip ties, a box cutter, loose pill sheets of pain killers, condoms. This looks extremely shady but he doesn't even question it. Opening this would end any date immediately. Also a growing stash of cigarettes and lighters. Parallel parking skill: As good as any basic driving skill. It doesn't even occur to him to be stressed or impressed about anything as mundane as parking. Driving pet peeve: People who complain about "risks" and refuse to live a little.

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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

#i was going to be named molly. #absolutely not

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Was playing Stardew Valley last night, extremely high, and realized I wanted to install some mods. I'm not new to modding games but I'd never gotten into modding SV so I went to install SMAPI, and holy shit y'all.

The love and care that was put into designing this piece of sortware. You run it and it pops up a command prompt and *it has instructions for how to use a command prompt built in.*

This is the single friendliest piece of software I've ever encountered. There's a meticulous wiki page with screenshots of exactly what everything looks like, where to click, what to type, everything.

It's designed so literally anybody can do it.

And it's designed to not be scary to somebody who doesn't understand computers very well but wants to download mods for this cute little farming game. Deadass had me crying of the amount of compassion and *care* that a whole community put in to make it so accessible, for free.

Humans are good, actually, and you can't change my mind