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Trant “I diagnose you with capitalism” Heidelstam. While (mostly) everyone’s motivations and psychology were deeply explored, Trant just appears out of nowhere, sounds like an absolute comrade, and then vanishes. This is DE’s true cryptid.

#disco elysium #trant heidelstam #5 int 5 FYS 0 phys 0 mot build

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Heartman greatly disapproves (-100 likes)

#death stranding #yeah Boyee #heartman

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Just got into medical (MD) school today amidst everything happening in real life and on this site. I have experienced every conceivable emotion in an eight hour time period, and now I just want to enter a coma

#i will forever live with the fact i got accepted at the same time as destiel putingate and the 2020 election

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#fma #fmab

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baseball different from how i remember it

#underwater map is my fave

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quick google sunfish and then click the news tab

#massachusetts #this does and doesnt surprise me #wareham is just kinda like that

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Just so you know, this blog contains 1250mg of tricalcium phosphate and 3 mg of melatonin per post

#active ingredients #i dont want to be assassinated by the fda

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would love to experience Death Stranding fanart through the retinas, but I'm only 25% through the game and don't want Spoilers (TM)

#death stranding #the pain at not being able to search the tag is real

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What started as a Procreate post-update test ended up as a somber meditation on the hardships of Brock-Eyes Syndrome, a colonel’s tragic inability to draw circles, and the bravery of making #gains despite lacking any non-disturbing orifice to consume protein

#fmab #fma #fullmetal alchemist #obscure portlandia and bloodborne references for no discernable reason #no but why is everyone able to draw perfect circles

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While there may be a fuckton of few things canonically wrong here, the philosopher’s stone actually does taste like cherry Kool-aid.

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #solf j. kimblee #fmab

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#fma #the good content

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Forgive me.

#to be fair isnt this the pre ishval look #rip #alex louis armstrong

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I was today years old when I realized “King” is Bradley’s first name, and not part of the ridiculous title “Führer King”. Well, at least he wasn’t named Emperor Bradley, or I don’t think I ever would have realized.

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #lust

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Re-reading FMA and decided to engage in some revisionist history post the last panel from chapter four

#fma #this took me five centuries to draw #self indulgent reblog

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You have found @ray-beck 's art only blog! If you are looking for bubbly cough+cold fighting action, I am so sorry bro