"Shit, coach, I really beat the crap outa you didn't I? Fuck, I thought you were tougher than that. I mean, you're pretty big for an old man - what are you, 40? - but you gotta get serious in the gym if you don't wanna catch your bitch wife getting fucked by a real man like that. She couldn't get her face out of my muscle pit, the dirty slut! Tip for ya: She says she loves teen muscle bros hitting the juice. If you wanna keep up with the young dawgs then you better hop on, coach!"