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Ask the gnom, he killed a lot of gods for some stew(it was delicious) but that was a long time ago. I wonder if the other wizards even remember me.

My mom says I can summon the Elder Gods with you guys but, only if your moms call her and tell her they said yes too.

#wizardposting #yk what fuck you #wizard posting #wizard #shitpost #wizardblr #wizardcore #shadow wizard money gang #harold #unmatched stupidity

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I woke up from a short nap and this is the first thing I see. I almost forgot you were such a pain in the arse for basically everything.

I think I’ll go back to sleep

i don't know what autistic person needs to hear this but they are not watching you. the entire world is not constantly waiting for you to do something weird and laugh at you behind your back. you do not need to constantly self-police whenever there's the slightest chance another person might see you. you have a right to be your autistic self in public spaces. stop fighting yourself for their sake.

#yk what fuck you #wizardposting #wizard #wizard posting #wizardblr #shitpost

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Happy new year 🥳

#yk what fuck you #wizardposting #wizard #wizard posting #wizardblr #shitpost #wizardcore #shadow wizard money gang #new year #happy new year

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A

I will give a free FORBIDDEN SCROLL to whoever gets the fucking gnome out of my house

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wait are you the therapist of one of the wizards who joined wizardblr (sorry if your not)

Nah that’s not me I’m just really good at listening my friends rant

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Hor hor hor hor hor

Gnomus, do you think I'm famous?

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

For your sake, no

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Greeeetings! (And sorry to bother you)

I have decided to do some writing and also to make it other people's problem.

So, what magical story should I create?

But be careful! lest your bones turn wiggly!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

*flops away like a boneless frog*

Probably should make this an adventure story of the protagonist doing stuff with bones

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

A small, white gold ring has appeared in your mailbox

Huh

There’s no sender named and I can’t track any energy from the package

Ring has insane potential tho

I think I’ll keep it

#wizardposting #wizard #wizard posting #harold #wizardblr #unmatched stupidity #shitpost #wizardcore #shadow wizard money gang

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Tell alvhereuth he’s a cool dude

Guys help

It’s The Gnom

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Guess I’m dying a second time

Guys help

It’s The Gnom

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I don’t think he is ok

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Guys help

It’s The Gnom

#the gnome #yk what fuck you #wizardposting #wizard #wizard posting #harold #wizardblr #unmatched stupidity #shitpost #wizardcore #shadow wizard money gang #all my homies hate the fæ

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Yes we just bonded because we like soulmates that’s why I’m giving you dis

Y’all I’m cleaning out my junk because my dungeon got really fucking messy, I’m gonna be selling my old stuff at cheap prices, so if you have an apprentice that needs some equipment you can find some here

(Most of the stuff is untouched, I kinda bought it and forgor lmao)

I got:

Brooms(flying)~30 gold

Brooms(auto cleans your house for you)~30 silver, I don’t use them anyway

A shit ton of sceptres~15-20 gold each

Old wands~5 gold each

magical (gold)jewellery~50 gold each

Magical (silver)jewellery ~20 gold each

Wizard robes(didn’t wear them, I wanted to make copies of myself but scratched the idea)

Spell books beginnerlvl ~70 copper

Spell books intermediarylvl ~25 silver

Spell books advancedlvl ~50 gold

Magic rings(enhance magic power/stats/etc) ~20-40 gold

Magic swords(I killed a knight legion, they had OP shit but had no idea how to use it) ~60 gold

Enhanced magic knight armour~80 gold per set, I don’t sell pieces individually

Scrying glasses/black orbs ~90 copper each, I don’t scry often

Time seal scrolls(you throw it at stuff and it makes a barrier around it, stopping the time inside, good for food preservation) SINGLE USE~10 copper each

Time seal scrolls(same thing) 20 USES~ 20 silver each

Time seal scrolls(again same thing) INDEFINITE USE BUT CAN ONLY BE USED AT ONE OBJECT/LIVING THING IDK AT A TIME ~10 gold

A pran of cingles(really crispy chips, definitely not a can of Pringles)~1000 gold

NO REFUNDS

Hope y’all buy these, I have no idea where to put them

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Shhhhhh you can’t let the arithmeticless wizards know of this

Y’all I’m cleaning out my junk because my dungeon got really fucking messy, I’m gonna be selling my old stuff at cheap prices, so if you have an apprentice that needs some equipment you can find some here

(Most of the stuff is untouched, I kinda bought it and forgor lmao)

I got:

Brooms(flying)~30 gold

Brooms(auto cleans your house for you)~30 silver, I don’t use them anyway

A shit ton of sceptres~15-20 gold each

Old wands~5 gold each

magical (gold)jewellery~50 gold each

Magical (silver)jewellery ~20 gold each

Wizard robes(didn’t wear them, I wanted to make copies of myself but scratched the idea)

Spell books beginnerlvl ~70 copper

Spell books intermediarylvl ~25 silver

Spell books advancedlvl ~50 gold

Magic rings(enhance magic power/stats/etc) ~20-40 gold

Magic swords(I killed a knight legion, they had OP shit but had no idea how to use it) ~60 gold

Enhanced magic knight armour~80 gold per set, I don’t sell pieces individually

Scrying glasses/black orbs ~90 copper each, I don’t scry often

Time seal scrolls(you throw it at stuff and it makes a barrier around it, stopping the time inside, good for food preservation) SINGLE USE~10 copper each

Time seal scrolls(same thing) 20 USES~ 20 silver each

Time seal scrolls(again same thing) INDEFINITE USE BUT CAN ONLY BE USED AT ONE OBJECT/LIVING THING IDK AT A TIME ~10 gold

A pran of cingles(really crispy chips, definitely not a can of Pringles)~1000 gold

NO REFUNDS

Hope y’all buy these, I have no idea where to put them

#no math?

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

@staff @support give us wizards more fonts to write with there’s only like 2-3 whimsical ones we want more

@staff this is a warning

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

I’ll do it because you’re polite

Y’all I’m cleaning out my junk because my dungeon got really fucking messy, I’m gonna be selling my old stuff at cheap prices, so if you have an apprentice that needs some equipment you can find some here

(Most of the stuff is untouched, I kinda bought it and forgor lmao)

I got:

Brooms(flying)~30 gold

Brooms(auto cleans your house for you)~30 silver, I don’t use them anyway

A shit ton of sceptres~15-20 gold each

Old wands~5 gold each

magical (gold)jewellery~50 gold each

Magical (silver)jewellery ~20 gold each

Wizard robes(didn’t wear them, I wanted to make copies of myself but scratched the idea)

Spell books beginnerlvl ~70 copper

Spell books intermediarylvl ~25 silver

Spell books advancedlvl ~50 gold

Magic rings(enhance magic power/stats/etc) ~20-40 gold

Magic swords(I killed a knight legion, they had OP shit but had no idea how to use it) ~60 gold

Enhanced magic knight armour~80 gold per set, I don’t sell pieces individually

Scrying glasses/black orbs ~90 copper each, I don’t scry often

Time seal scrolls(you throw it at stuff and it makes a barrier around it, stopping the time inside, good for food preservation) SINGLE USE~10 copper each

Time seal scrolls(same thing) 20 USES~ 20 silver each

Time seal scrolls(again same thing) INDEFINITE USE BUT CAN ONLY BE USED AT ONE OBJECT/LIVING THING IDK AT A TIME ~10 gold

A pran of cingles(really crispy chips, definitely not a can of Pringles)~1000 gold

NO REFUNDS

Hope y’all buy these, I have no idea where to put them

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

You’re not fooling anyone here!

Also I will cast you to The Pit if you continue to spread bad ideas about my business.

Y’all I’m cleaning out my junk because my dungeon got really fucking messy, I’m gonna be selling my old stuff at cheap prices, so if you have an apprentice that needs some equipment you can find some here

(Most of the stuff is untouched, I kinda bought it and forgor lmao)

I got:

Brooms(flying)~30 gold

Brooms(auto cleans your house for you)~30 silver, I don’t use them anyway

A shit ton of sceptres~15-20 gold each

Old wands~5 gold each

magical (gold)jewellery~50 gold each

Magical (silver)jewellery ~20 gold each

Wizard robes(didn’t wear them, I wanted to make copies of myself but scratched the idea)

Spell books beginnerlvl ~70 copper

Spell books intermediarylvl ~25 silver

Spell books advancedlvl ~50 gold

Magic rings(enhance magic power/stats/etc) ~20-40 gold

Magic swords(I killed a knight legion, they had OP shit but had no idea how to use it) ~60 gold

Enhanced magic knight armour~80 gold per set, I don’t sell pieces individually

Scrying glasses/black orbs ~90 copper each, I don’t scry often

Time seal scrolls(you throw it at stuff and it makes a barrier around it, stopping the time inside, good for food preservation) SINGLE USE~10 copper each

Time seal scrolls(same thing) 20 USES~ 20 silver each

Time seal scrolls(again same thing) INDEFINITE USE BUT CAN ONLY BE USED AT ONE OBJECT/LIVING THING IDK AT A TIME ~10 gold

A pran of cingles(really crispy chips, definitely not a can of Pringles)~1000 gold

NO REFUNDS

Hope y’all buy these, I have no idea where to put them