Nerd who loves writing fanfic. Mostly Garak/Bashir from Star Trek: DS9 but I have a lot of fandoms (especially Bryan Fuller shows) Here's my AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Ameera
sarek: [busts jim’s door down] wheres my son’s SOUL asshole
jim: ?????????????????
sarek: sorry i just assumed he’d put his soul into your body? my mistake.
for some reason I memorized a handful of #poignant quotes and deployed them on unsuspecting adults whenever the opportunity arose. imagine declaring that you hate smoked salmon and a disheveled ten year old at your elbow condescendingly says “he who does not alter his opinion is like standing water and breeds reptiles of the mind.”
directly inspired by a post i cannot find right now if any of u guys know what im talking about please send it to me but….this was stuck in my brain until i drew it
if your Hot Take on lgbt rep/historical lgbt figures features the phrase “at least bi” please understand that it’s a shitty opinion and inherently biphobic lmao. (also stop fucking discoursing on Real People’s fucking sexualities lmao)
like “xyz is gay or at least bi, “they’re at least bi, if not a lesbian,” “hopefully they make [insert character here] bi at the very least,” and all variations paint bisexuality as a lesser sexuality and yet y’all fucking love using that phrase.
bisexuality is a whole identity and not just a ‘weaker’ version of gay/lesbian.
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Man, this was a blast to draw. With all the negativity in the world right now, just needed something fun to cheer me up.
Based off @captaincrusher‘s post.
To sum up, it’s never really touched on that Sisko has Dukat’s old office, and the implications of this. One of the theories thrown in was that a week after settling in, a life-sized bronze statue of Dukat shows up (after being held up in Bolian customs for three weeks), and Sisko has to sign for it. They don’t know what to do with it, so it just does the rounds of the station:
It ends up in the rec room for Julian and Miles to throw things at.
Kira gets back from a week-long mission to Bajor, finds it just inside her bedroom door. Barely misses it with her phaser.
She places it just so inside the infirmary doors, so it’ll topple onto Julian when he walks in the following morning.
Nog looses a bet with Jadzia, has to sneak it into Sisko’s office wearing the ‘Everybody loves me’ shirt.
Revenge is enacted.
Quark thinks it’d be a great way to fool Odo. Turns out paper plates sticky-taped on aren’t the answer.
It ends up at Garak’s. No one’s sure exactly how or why, but the results are beautiful.
Ziyal, my poor baby. Sisko’s given her a cargo bay to decorate.
At one point, O’Brien has to go on an urgent mission. For some godforsaken reason, the statue has ended up in the runabout and there’s no time to unload it. So he pilots for 54 hours straight while feeling the itch of Dukat’s soulless glare on the back of his head.
Oh, and they might have won the war by posting all these to the… whatever the Trek equivalent of the net is.