The Man
The Myth
The Legend
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man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
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me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels
the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde
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Er… you may have seen bits of a script shared misteriously XD on @princelesscomic ‘s twitter a couple weeks ago and I had to…
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Artvent Calendar - Day 5
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so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it
another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”
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The Warrior
This is the first in a short painting series based on fantasy class archetypes. I’ll have prints with me at my NYCC artist alley table G4! Process is up for Patreon rewards for last month.
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Lara’s arms in Shadow of the Tomb Raider trailer - reblog if you agree
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what the fuck did you just said
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hey im back probably never to return for months again. heres my twitter go follow @amerikatie
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me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who's sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]
toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]
mom: what?
toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]
dad: you gotta speak up, bud
toddler, at full volume: FUCK.
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hey everyone try this
Shut up
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Aloy from “Horizon Zero Dawn” © Guerrilla Games.
Redheads are <3
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i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES
THRE BEARS AR E IN
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