The Tsar and Tsaritsa are flirting again! In front of everyone's salads!!
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Girls will go "comfort character <3" and its a girl covered in blood and a guy whos in love with her
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"I need you, Uncle...the Velaryons are of the sea. But you and I are made of fire. We have always been meant to burn together."
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MATT SMITH as DAEMON TARGARYEN
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.10 The Black Queen
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#girlboss and malewife
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Alexander J Newall: no jonny you may not have one (1) episode narrated by a “really sweary guy.” You may have no more than 20 “fucks” in our five season, two hundred episode podcast. Use them wisely, or else the Americans will come for us.
Harlan Guthrie, in basically the first twenty minutes of the first episode: FUCK ARTHUR. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING. FUCK OFF JOHN. FUCK YOU TOO ARTHUR. FUCK. FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK.
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Malevolent strikes on all fronts
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you’d think that in a symbiotic relationship between an amnesiac eldritch entity and a hardy 1930s private investigator it’d be obvious which one of the two regularly prevents the other from committing accidental atrocities, general recklessness and getting arrested. you’d THINK.
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did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more
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John: Ar-Thur [insert detailed description of the terrible thing they happened to walk to]
Arthur:
John: *deep sigh* *start to guide him through it*
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John: Don't do that
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other podcasts: 0-2 swears per episode, carefully placed for maximum effect
malevolent, every 5 seconds: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST what the FUCK was that
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Literally everything about show!darkling suggests that Alina won’t even need to stab him he’ll die the second she says “I had a taste for you once”
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ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…
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