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When you're the dead wife in a Christopher Nolan movie

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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“White people have no culture” said the rootless urbanite who has rejected every tradition his family had.

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Atheists point out the church's flaws only to use them as an excuse to not be Christian

And frankly the last word on it is no atheist is able to critique the church with the same passion, anger, factual correctness and specificity as a Christian can.

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new reaction image

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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I'M READY

#kastle #karen page #frank castle #daredevil #daredevil born again #frank castle x karen page #karen page x frank castle #jon bernthal #deborah ann woll

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Okay but why don't I own a top hat? I would be able to achieve every

#cleaning out the drafts #i wonder how i was going to finish this

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Against killing babies? You must be a raging woman hater.

it’s really funny to me how you have the same vocabulary and tone in your posts as like normal people and basically all the lesbians i follow on here who blog about horror movies and yet you’re a Protestant christian. you said it isn’t for religious reasons that you are anti abortion so do you just hate women?

ok most of these messages I've just deleted but this is genuinely so funny like yes? I am also a normal person? with very normal interests? as I am sure you are too? like 31% of humanity is Christian almost a third of humanity is Christian I guarantee you many of us have to be "normal people"??? (also your focus on the word Protestant is weird like literally my other options are Catholic and Orthodox, Protestantism as a term covers an awful lot of sects, but I'm really getting the vibe a lot of people think it literally just means the American offshoot of Evangelism which no???) Also I'm flattered to be compared to the horror movie lesbians their aesthetics tend to be iconic.

And no I don't hate women but if you're going to ask like that I'm honestly too tired to give you my reasons. I've given them before. Read the blog.

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Inspired by this anon. You have to pick one. Base it on vibes.

#closer to being a protestant than a normal person or a lesbian

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Okay but my brother has got to understand that our grandfather does not care about or understand Minecraft

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

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Boy, I felt that one

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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

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I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

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Can they just 👏🏻?

Clock it

#I have issues

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Those are my parents

Lauren Cohan, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Norman Reedus and Melissa McBride reunited amc upfront april 10th at AMC's project release event

#lauren cohan #jeffrey dean morgan #maggie rhee #negan smith #twd #the walking dead #maggie x negan #negan x maggie #neggie #twd dead city #dead city #the walking dead dead city

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs