The name is Nadya, or Kievan Rus. I am the mother of the little darlings Ukraine, Russia, Belarus, and adoptive mother of Poland. Whilst I was slain by that bastard Mongolia, I have recently gained this as an outlet in the afterlife. Feel free to send an old woman some questions, or point me in the direction of greatest friends and foes. (Hetalia Ancient OC ask blog)
Hey Mama Salt, can you tell Ivan to stop being a satanic little shit?
I’d like you to explain how he is Satanic of all things. And what is this business with “Mama Salt”? Honestly, as the personification of Kievan Rus, I thought I’d get a little more respect from Lech’s child…
(Seeing as the character who says this is a babe from one of my fave games, I think it's fair to use atm. This is absolutely something Rus would tell her lovely husband boy uwu)
Momma! Stop using Ukraine's phone! These credit charges are crazy!
In this one, I get to name a plague and watch as it wipes out the world~ I have already done it few times starting with….certain countries. But it is much fun~ I also am too invested in the cat game. I already have over thousand gold fish
Lech was Poland’s father, though I did spend much of my time helping out, which is possibly what started his son and my eldest daughter are being so close as they are now. Lech was a wonderful man, you know. Good with a sword. But as much as Poland is his child, he makes me so proud as well. He seems to take after me in a way, being, ahem, I believe the term is “salty.”
Because after all, I do have two. But no, I would not bury Yekaterina or Natalya, not literally grounding them at all. Or their brother, either.
Though I hear these “new” and “hip” terms of grounding being a punishment to restrict children’s privileges, right? That might be a different answer if so.
Mom, why did you steal my phone?! Are you having any idea how much of Vanya's money I had to pay to get a new one?
I did not…steal it. I am just…borrowing for the rest of my undead life. As for you brother’s money, I am sure he won’t miss it. After all, how do you think I bought so many gold fish? I also bought many other things, so really, it will be fine.
Hey Kievan, is there any Ancients that you don't hate?
I mean, I suppose I don’t hate Byzantium, Lech, Czech, or Magyar. But, I once hated Byzantium. I once hated Magyar. Lech and Czech are more like family to me than Scandinavia so it’s a given I love them.
That, and it’s easier to just say I hated everyone.