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GRRRRRRRR

IM SO LATE TO READING THE THIRD CHAPTER BUT IM AT A FRIENDS HOUSE🤬🤬

I’m gonna cry

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Well lucky for you my friend, you have an entire week to get caught up before the next chapter drops!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Enjoy your time out there in the real world, EWILY will be here when you need it!

#ask asteria #the dedication is very sweet #i appreciate you anon!! #but have fun out there!! #ewily #exactly where i left you

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Begging for you to talk about OJV Stans and Marj’s friendship. Mari coming out to Stan first and whenever she is having a meltdown him always zooming to find Kenny or Kyle is so wholesome. I always head cannon that Stan would view Marj like a little sister so your interpretation of their friendship makes me so happy. I would love to hear more facts/head cannns about them :3

Oh my god first of all HELL YES OJV Marj and Stan, their friendship slays so hard and I love that you’re asking abt it!

One of the things about OJV Stan is that he IS the Dad Friend. By which I mean he’s extremely protective but also unequipped for actual crises, and is prone to inadvertently indulging in shenanigans. The way this extends to Marj? Lemme get goin.

So when she came out to him, bro was CONFUSED like “uhhhh why am I the first person you’re talking about this with? Why not, I dunno, Kenny or something” like Stan fully isnt the person to go to for advice but he IS the person to confide in (plus he gives really good hugs if u need them) and he actually cried when her answer was “I just felt like I could trust you is all” this sweet boy, if he doesn’t know what to do in a situation he’s GONNA find someone who will, so he went “what about talking to Kyle? He might know more about this than me?” And she read him for absolute filth lmao all “well speakin of, that’s why I came to you. You have your own little secret that you’ve been scared to bring up, dontcha” AGDGJKLH

Nah but seriously, their friendship is so wholesome, she frequently scolds Stan for indulging Kenny’s recklessness, he’s out here like “dude Marj that’s a pyramid scheme don’t fuck with that shit” (she winds up running it lmfao) and may not always be the most observant person, but he knows his friends and ALWAYS recognizes the signs of Marj starting to shut down, and she knows that. She says the word and Stan is finding her someone with the emotional tools to help. I also like to think that Stan COULD be one of those people. OrangeJuiceVerse Stan Marsh is actually very emotionally intelligent, but he isn’t confident enough in that to think he has any room to help others. It’s the same reason that later down the line he wrestles with taking on a sponsee.

A more fun note: in that first year of college, the trio of Marj Stan and Cartman are THE musical theatre gang. I’m talking they are DESTROYING karaoke. I don’t know why I have this headcanon but I do and I love it. Another is that when Stan gets in trouble with her he gets so guilty for disappointing her lmfao like out here looking like a sad puppy all “I’m sorry Marj Ken and I thought hanging off the roof was the best way to get the top piece of his sculpture attached” smh “don’t tell Kyle” “don’t tell me what?” Lmao

And Stan is SUPER protective of anyone in his group, plus he’s kind of a social justice warrior lol he isn’t confrontational as Kyle and Cartman are but he’s GONNA go “hey dude that’s not cool” call someone out for being a dick and he’s intimidating when he gets mad! Like OJV Stan is a BIG BOY he’s a gentle giant for sure but fuck with someone he loves and suddenly the golden retriever boy is SCARY. karaoke trio nights someone says something transphobic and he is there all “the fuck did you just say to her?” Now Marj and Stan are both the ‘muscle’ of their group. Both are tall and strong and could definitely fuck someone up. They don’t, but they could. Both are pretty gentle in nature which is super sweet, but they could do some damage if they had to. They’re a slay duo tbh

That’s what I got rn dude, thank u for the ask I love the OJV homies!!!

#AAAH WE ARE FED #i love the whole group's dynamic in ojv seriously so so good #like i can actually see these people being real friends? #love them all so much #dad friend stan is SO REAL i adore him #just wanna scoop them all up and give them a million smooches #if you arent reading pce what are you even doing

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*continues to post about my old stuff instead of actually writing* ANYWAY

The One Habit I Just Can’t Kick is the oneshot I did for the e-wife’s birthday back in December and I did in fact think about it again and get emotional about former rockstar Stan putting a voice recording of Kyle reading him Kipling into a song like WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME that’s so heart wrenching especially bc it’s “If” which is my all time favorite poem and like

What kind of heartbreaking style goblin am I for that and fucking Kipling? Deranged of me

#CRYING AT THE CLUB #love being reminded of the emotional devastation #fic recs #if you arent reading pce what are you even doing

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stan marsh: What that mouth do? kyle broflovski: Complain.

#CORRECT #style

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OrangeJuiceVerse has fully taken over my brain. I was at bar trivia tonight with the gang (bc it’s Thursday where the hell else would we be) and there was a group of four guys whose team name was “Moose” and my mind completely OrangeJacked their entire situation.

#Real and relatable situation #my knees have been bothering me and OJV is all i can think about #its a natural progression of sp brainrot

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Waking up to all the support on the new chapter has unironically got me teary eyed (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

#THANK YOU YOU GUYS!!! #every like and reblog means the world to me #i know posting these chapters super late is a dumb idea for engagement #but you guys loving on it anyway makes me feel less silly ehehehe! #south park #fanfiction #ewily #exactly where i left you

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guys please don’t let me write the spicy ravesey dating library smut while kyle’s on the job hell awaits

#YOU KNOW WE WANT IT #i encourage this behavior #bless this mess

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Chapter 3 of EWILY is out RIGHT NOW!!!

She's a long one, so I hope you guys enjoy!!

The shenanigans are only just beginning (¬‿¬ )

#south park #fanfiction #ewily #exactly where i left you #sp style #sp bunny

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#bruce vilanch?! #wow looking great king! #great skin for 75 #eric cartman #my son

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What if I just start referring to Crimson Dawn like they're a Korean group.

Yeah, CD's my ult group for sure. My bias? Oh Kenny, but I get wrecked by all of them so honestly I may as well be OT4.

Keep a photocard of Butters in a little Hello Kitty holder attached to my bag. Get into debates on Twitter on whether I think Stan's new relationship should be scrutinized or not (it shouldn't). Watch compilations of Jimmy being hilarious on variety show appearances (this is how I got into them obviously).

#like its objectively funny cmon you guys #sorry yeah i like kpop oop jumpscare #you were gonna find out anyway #if you didnt already gather from the playlists ive shared #love it here my interests are all over the damn place #south park #crimson dawn #ramblings

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the best ever death metal band out of denton south park

#actually obsessed with them #Excellent work as always!!! #really capture the dad hating vibes beautifully #south park #crimson dawn

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One personality trait of Butters people seem to forget is how nurturing he is, one of his skills on stick of truth is healing the player through a back pat.

#he really is the sweetest and cares so deeply for the people around him!!! #just a good noodle by nature #i need to explore this more!!! #fandom keeping me canon compliant and i appreciate it #butters stotch

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In anticipation of posting chapter 3 of EWILY tonight, here are some highlights from my editing notes ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

#yes my handwriting is this illegible #i deleted a few funny ones because they are just not readable #im very kind to myself as you can see #yes im old and i hand edit my fics it makes my brain go brrrr #plus i like having a physical copy of my rough draft #writing #fanfiction #editing #ewily #exactly where i left you

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Greek mythology anon again (sorry if I'm getting annoying) I have not been able to get Oedipus Cartman out of my head. It works but I don't know why argh I'm going insane. Begging you to explain your thoughts to me!!!

character who is damned by his own hubris kills his own father without realizing that it’s his father and though he doesn’t marry his mom, liane DOES have terminal boymom disease and it’s incurable

#OH SHIT #the greek mythology kids STAY COOKING #this is too real i cannot #eric cartman

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I am sobbing at 1 in the morning because I have legit met the sweetest most incredible people ever. Through goddamn South Park fanfiction. I do not deserve y’all. The friends I’ve made in this space are priceless and you guys kick so much ass ily and hyh

#COMMUNITY IS SO IMPORTANT AAAH!!! #finding kind lovely honest and vulnerable people is HARD #so grateful to have found so many in this community like?? #we love you queen #pick your head up your crown is slipping!!!!

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A flower blooms with every kiss

#GULP #y'all are gonna make me forget myself out here #ahahaaha seriously though beautiful work #kyle broflovski

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In old lady news, I just realized you can actually see the full number of bookmarks your fic has on ao3, including those who have their bookmarks privated.

Grandma was very confused for a second, but she figured it out.

#Like i did not understand how checking my stats suddenly the number doubled for both fics #then i remembered some people keep their bookmarks private #could not be me but i respect it #BUT WHOA LOOK AT ALL THOSE BOOKMARKS?? #so incredibly honored #i still wake up to love on TSOB and it makes my heart so happy #this post is gonna be really embarassing if im wrong about this #google is leading me to believe that i am not spreading falsehoods though #anyway love you guys okay bye #fanfiction #ao3