autismmydearwatson

[autismmydearwatson]

you know that comic with the birds? “Do you think we’re best friends in other universes too”? I think about that but with all the different Holmes & Watsons

#sherlock holmes

[autismmydearwatson]

“the inquisitors are genuine threats and they all have rich, complex histories” “the inquisitors are a lesson in obsolescence because they’re flagrant and useless by the time of the OT” “the inquisitors are probably so cringefail because vader allows them to be to amuse himself” consider. three things can be true at once.

#inquisitorius #star wars #yeah #i cant be the only one who noticed a huge drop in inquisitor competency after the Big G was killed off in rebels season 1

[autismmydearwatson]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[autismmydearwatson]

I’d like to casually remind everyone of this moment

#THEY ARE SO SILLY *EXPLODES* #petrigrof #adventure time

[autismmydearwatson]

it might be too soon to joke about this but golbetty did NOT have to make him stand there naked like this. there was absolutely no functional purpose. so i'm just certain this was betty's choice

#also she was thoughtful to give shermy something to entertain himself with and maybe not be forced to look at the naked old man behind him #fionna and cake

[autismmydearwatson]

Do u have a compilation of all the bcs “tonight” memes pls

#better call saul

[autismmydearwatson]

I hate him

#leave him alone ☹️ #adventure time #fionna and cake

[autismmydearwatson]

motherofmemes

#russian #linguistics

[autismmydearwatson]

If I was to film the Silmarillion I very well might start with a small Galadriel being told about the Ainulindale. It's just, like... In all the other adaptations we start with her explaining things in the prologue... And that makes sense, since she's survived several ages, but here she's a child and she's the one that must be told things

#silmarillion

[autismmydearwatson]

so within the universe of Dune, gender roles abide by a rigid false dichotomy created by the bene gesserit - men lead the noble houses, while the women may join their order, and the powers of both are kept intentionally separate. at the same time, the plot demonstrates repeatedly that the role of paul atreides as a character is that of the border between the concepts juxtaposed within dichotomies: he is both an outerworlder and fremen, both harkonnen and atreides, both a duke and a disciple of the bene gesserit.

as such, it follows that within the in-universe gender structure, he occupies the roles of both male and female, thus being functionally and societally nonbinary. in this essay, i will -

#dune #EXACTLYYYYYY

[autismmydearwatson]

can i just say i love how anytime paul uses his nerd brain to seem like he has preconceived knowledge of how the desert works everyone else is soooo impressed but the one time he tries it on chani with the "🤓☝️ um actually sandwalking is-" she just kills him with her eyes until he shuts the fuck up

#dune #get schooled white boy ass

[autismmydearwatson]

ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"

#😐

[autismmydearwatson]

i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

[autismmydearwatson]

literally Patrick Bateman and Luis Carruthers

#American psycho

[autismmydearwatson]

[autismmydearwatson]

padme body horror is supreme bc when you think about it, her very existence requires constant agony. in real life that red invasion gown took several weeks to build. and the costumes were so uncomfortable that kiera knightly, who was sabe for like 2 seconds, cried every night while filming. the main way natalie portman describes her prequels costumes is “painful” . and sure “beautiful” usually follows but dude. imagine being 14 and in constant pain bc your job requires you be pretty as possible while defending your planet from fucking invasion. i can’t imagine how estranged i’d feel from my own body and sense of self in that moment. you can take that (already extreme) rigor over the body to all kinds of violent ends. possession. some sort of creature. self-mutilation. fic writes itself tbh!

#padmé amidala #star wars

[autismmydearwatson]

hey, so... after years of misdiagnoses and crises and hospitalizations, my sister has finally been diagnosed (with 99% certainty) with Crohn's disease. If anyone could help even a bit with money for food, meds and more doctor visits, we would be really grateful.

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