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this is comedy
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someone should invent a form of staying in bed and napping all day that also lets me go out for a nice walk in the sunshine
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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college
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Sherlock Holmes, for all of the canon: "I'm not sure if it's normal for a guy to move into my apartment and start writing a biography about me, but I don't know enough about having friends to dispute it."
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.
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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
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Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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There are currently ~2300 works in AO3 tagged with "Created Using Generative AI"
I'll be upfront with my opinion, which mirrors my opinion in regards to my field: using AI will only hasten your own obsolescence. The point of fanfiction is not to crank out fics, but rather to enjoy the hobby and communities of writing and fandom.
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
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showering:
pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.
cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH
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AMANDA SEYFRIED as Sophie in MAMMA MIA! (2008)
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