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Sometimes I really want to be married and have kids. I can imagine that we live in a fairy tale house and my child Edgar (Gir) and Ophelia (Ophe) will be running around the yard with the dogs, and butterfly’s will be chasing their happiness.

Than I remember how sometime’s when I mean to say “goodbye” in a normal voice, I scream in my death voice “REMEMBER TO USE CONDOMS AT THE LIBRARY” and “EAT THE DONKEY WITH A SPOON, NOT A FORK”...

So I don’t think I will have a nice little family as I am 100% sure I will be forever alone.

#awkward #forever alone #random #scream #perfect family #what is wrong with me #nobody knows

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Awkward October 11th

So I am super embarrassed about what happened today. I had to talk to the leaders at my universities LGBT center and ask them for an interview for a class project on doing something outside of our comfort zone. My teacher encouraged me to do this interview because I have always been nervous to go into the LGBT center because I am Asexual, just to give you some context. Being the idiot I was, I decided to go today, October 11th.

Now some of you may be wondering why it is idiotic to visit the LGBT center on October 11th. If you are not aware, it is National Coming Out Day, and everyone that walks into the office, they assume is coming out or have already come out.

So, I accidentally came out as a Lesbian (which I am obviously not) and didn’t realize that they thought I was until 5 minutes into their pep talk to me about how brave I was. They eventually said the reason they believe me to be brave was I was brave to come out as a Lesbian on National Coming Out Day.

After they told me this, I ended up being so embarrassed about coming out as something I am not that I ran out of the room in the middle of their speech.

#awkward #National Coming Out Day #life #lgbt #lgbtq #asexual #embarrassed #funny story