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Trope life: everyone is given a randomly chosen character trope from tvtropes and failure to conform results in death

They get a new trope when they die or their trope becomes obsolete (ex: the archnemesis' nemesis dies)

Everyone can act as destructively as their trope allows

the most destructive tropes are reserved for the red lives, though greens and yellows can also get evil tropes

If a red gets a trope that has a "built in endgame" that isnt kill everyone (ex: conquer and rule the world) then that can be used as an alternative wincon, which means certain tropes can also win together

I haven't visited tvtropes in a while... I imagine there would be some interesting implications there

#the only one i could think of was 'smol cinnamon roll too pure for this world' dhfkjhsdkfjsfdsfdfd #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr #i don't even think that's a real one. but maybe

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First Life (the opposite of Last Life)

Everyone starts with 3-6 lives, but they are all on red, and go to yellow after their first death, green after that, etc. Because everyone starts red, the first boogeyman would be in the second episode, and the chance of having more boogeymen increases every episode, since only the boogeymen can get a kill (unless someone fights back) once everyone is yellow or green. Failing as the boogeymen brings them to their last life, but if they are already on their last life, they are eliminated.

I miss the boogeyman chat. I miss them a lot.

#bring them back </3 #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

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Loser Life.

Jimmy and Jimmy and Jimmy and Jimmy and Lizzie have to partecipate in a life game.

🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️

#WAHHH #ok this one made me laugh #<///3 #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr #jimmy solidarity #ldshadowlady

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I fucked around with the files and um...tilly...somehow- got in? I'm not sure- you guys can deal with that ^^' - 🪶

... she's just a dog... what's the worst that could happen?

#surely this is fine and normal #not a bad idea #ask #blog lore

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ghosts can “haunt” the person who killed them/ responsible for a permanent death, for a session :) that’s it !

LET'S GOO BIG WIN FOR GHOST LOVERS

#IT'S ME I'M GHOST LOVERS #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

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Half (time) life ! The server is cut in half by another border (so like you can cross it but not without effort and you can’t get very far) and players are distributed between the sides. Like dodgeball your goal is to outlast the other team. Three lives system as usual. The boogeymen can cross to kill. One enchantment table at spawn.

For some extra toppings:

- the game is timed (like limited life)

- you can defect from your team but only once (and you can’t return to your original team)

- you can give a life to "revive" a teammate

- every session the teams switch sides (?)

This has been my terrible proposal: consider the haikyuu esque dramatic fanart we could have here. How it works with the winners craft the next game HC and how cool it would be to see big team ups come against eachother. Jersey skins. Also lets make Gem and Skizz the team captains. thank you for your time 🕺

Thank you for your contribution 🕺

#HDFSDFS sorry that last line made me laugh #do you need athletic skill with dodgeball to win still #bc gym teacher jimmy sweep #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

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freaky life - a freaky friday type situation where you have to act like another person on the server and it’s randomized every episode. (like scott would have to behave like grian and grian would behave like bigb and so on.)

like in secret life, yellow lives can guess who you’re pretending to be. a correct guess has a reward (yellow life gets some resources) or a punishment of some sort (one who gets guessed has some sort of disadvantage the rest of the episode)

i just think they’d be silly :)

Have you heard some of Joel's impressions. Scarily good, actually

#i'd hope the reward of making a good impression would outweigh the consequences of being caught #bc that's so funny #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

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Quiet life - If people go over a certain amount of volume they take damage. Bdubs and Jimmy die immediately.

I can HEAR Jimmy screaming his "WHOT?!" and dying instantly yeah 😭

#poor jimmy #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

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Happy anniversary, friends :)

#how we all feeling #not a bad idea #admin

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Cam Life

3rd life rules but they have their cam accounts instead.

Ohhh there are SO many good cam accounts out there-

#i can't. think of any right now. head hurts #but like ?? ouhgfjdg they're so FUN #ik pearl and gem have funny ones. critters yk #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

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Lazy Life:

-Everyone starts with 10 lives.

-If you have 4 lives or less, you can steal lives from other players by killing them.

-you can also gift lives to other players and if they die by your hand before losing your gifted lives to anything else, you get those gifted lives back.

-At the end of every session, everyone loses one life.

-The top three people who were the “laziest” that session (walked the least blocks, mined the least, built the least, etc.) don’t lose a life at the end of the session.

-There is a leaderboard that shows the amount of “laziness points” (LP) everyone has. LP can never decrease, only increase. Your LP increases for each minute of inactivity, but that is the least efficient way of gaining LP.

-to gain extra LP, you can be the one of the first people to use a bed at nightfall, use modes of transportation other than walking, use things other than melee to get kills, eat uncooked food/food you don’t have to cook or craft, and probably more.

-once you run out of lives, you can redeem yourself by killing two players killing one player twice (therefore gaining two lives). If you fail, you are out permanently.

Finally... a life series for me

#this post made by the “would rather be in bed than in uni” gang </3 #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

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tilly my beloved >:3

No... Tilly OUR beloved :3c

#it's been a WHILE since we've had lore... #but i know there's more asks for it in the askbox hfjdsfdfd #it still exists i promise #not a bad idea #ask #blog lore

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not a suggestion, but an ask, what did your post talking about deleting old asks due to “Things” happening mean? i’m afraid i’m out of the loop, even vague context so i can google for myself would be appreciated

Ah! They were posts about Wilbur Soot, and if you're out of the loop and want to do your own research on what happened, here's a general tw for abuse and icky happenings before you look ^^'

#i'm so sorry that's 100% my bad ahjfsfs #trying to balance “not getting involved + lots of mcyt people will already know” with “some people genuinely won't know” is hard sometimes #but yeah. posts about wilbur won't belong here anymore 👍 #very sorry if anyone is finding out this way!! it's been a while since i've looked at any details and I don't wanna give a summary #of the situation bc i'd probably get something wrong. but there are summaries out there. so good luck o7 #not a bad idea #ask #admin #wilbur situation

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been stocking the queue today and found some older asks ft. some People that were sent before some Things happened, and I decided to delete them 👍

if those were your asks, I'm very sorry, but I'd rather not post them, thanks ^^

#feel free to send other ones in though! #just. yeah i'm not dealing with that whole mess /lh #can't be bothered to go through the archive and delete old posts too but. yeah just know there won't be any more of that <3 #not a bad idea #admin

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reenactment life :

everyone is assigned another player from third life and they have to act it out as accurately as possible. No script.

The winner is whoever commits the hardest to their character and/or whoever manages to get the closest to the actual storyline. This is decided by a vote at the end, after all the episodes have come out

“Commits the hardest” so it doesn’t have to be GOOD it just has to show PASSION

#good for them good for them #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

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Progression Life

Basically your given a build at the beginning of the session and the player must successfully meet the requirements of said build in order to not lose a life at the end of the session.

The players have 5 lives, you can either lose a life by dying, or not being able to complete the build at the end of the session. In order for a build to be considered done is that it must be complete in all sides *side glances at Grian* and an interior, the builds assigned will get harder as each session progresses.

Greens just need to build stuff

Yellows need to build in a specific location each time(like underwater or in a cave)

Reds don’t need to build, they have the job of just trying to tnt and destroy peoples build while “accidently” killing some players.

you want grian died?

#i've used that joke before but idc #poor grian.. #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr

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Where everyone is Etho, as they should be:)

I've waited 3.5 years to use this image.

#hope you don't mind discord user diversityhomophobe /silly #bad traffic idea #ask #trafficblr #ethoslab