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dceuheadcanons · 5 months
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"Thomas and Martha Wayne were monogamous" this and "Bruce's parents would be so disappointed about the bisexual playboy thing" that. Thomas Wayne was THE bisexual playboy. TO ME. With just a little more dignity. He started it guys give him his credits
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bad-traffic-smp-ideas · 8 months
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New Life Series but I KISS a WATCHER on the LIPS. We get MARRIED. We are in LOVE. We might even HOLD HANDS.
If the sparkly blue guy who’s number 1 on the list of Watchers Hate This Man and the wet cat canary who’s number 1 on the list of First To Fall get to smooch I want to smooch one of the Watchers.
ILY <3
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... Yeah, this might as well happen.
Congrats to the happy(?) couple!! 🎉
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metamatar · 2 months
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I feel like many of you guys don't know I returned to tumblr after a years long hiatus during the pandemic in a fugue state to write sports rpf
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The Saga of House LeStrange!
Epilogue
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angrelysimpping · 6 months
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there's a lot of interesting Whitney lore on the blog, like Whitney wants to become a neurosurgeon of all things. Minor spoilers for the update.
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IM GOING
TO LOSE
MY MIND
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I love them. I love them so much. Oh my god I fucking adore them 🥹
Can I pretend this means smart/burned out gifted kid Whitney is real?
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*bites*☀️
!! BLOOD WARNING !!
" ... Hah?"
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" Eheh... eheheh... I... I don't think anyone's gotten to wound me like this in a long time..."
He's smiling, not the good, happy kind of smile though. It's more like a smile twisted with pain.
" Ahahahah... Oh wow! It really hurts! Guess that's what losing an arm does for ya! Hahahaha!"
It hurts.
It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurt-
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" ..."
" A-ah... Kenzie..?"
" Such violent actions towards us is not permitted upon this blog."
carefully, she scooped Shadow Milk into her hand. Carrying him away from the impaled anon, though it didn't seem like he was bothered by the impalement, more like the Silver Knife used to do that.
" Come on, let's get you fixed up."
~ FIRST ASK PERIOD IS OVER !! ~
It seems that Mackenzie and Shadow Milk will be gone for a while...
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I've been working on this all night. berg update #2, now with actual berg. Enjoy and feel free to ask me what the actual heck each entry is referring to!!
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thebibliosphere · 2 years
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Okay I have not heard the magia story
Mind sharing/linking to a previous post? /gen
The story is/was somewhere in my #chronic health tag: teeth tag, but basically, I had a dentist in the UK who, the last time I heard, was wanted for criminal malpractice and still hasn't been found. He had a habit of using contaminated materials, which is how I almost died from mercury poisoning and likely developed mast cell activation syndrome.
Anyway, it's been an ongoing joke between myself and some irl friends (like @only-in-movies) that, given I grew up in a fairly affluent area where people involved in organized crime like to raise their kids to avoid, y'know, the crime, and that I wasn't the only child/teen he hurt, there's a chance he was flung into the Clyde wearing concrete boots.
It's 100000% more likely he moved somewhere else and is hiding or offed himself. Tumblr just took the in-joke and made it "canon."
So yeah, sorry, there is no actual "mafia killed my dentist" story. Just wishful thinking joking speculation.
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put him on the mountain. You know the one
Space Ex Husband is on the mountain.
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(SPECIAL GUEST: The Omori kids!)
...oh. oh no. Let's just get him down before Pinkbeard scolds me again..
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rat-off-string · 7 days
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Come get some
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dceuheadcanons · 2 months
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I'm a Bruce Wayne listens to "fem" music truther. Whether it be "slutpop", 2000s pop or "dark feminine".. he's listening to it.
Lana Del Rey? He probably listens to her while patrolling. "Kiss me hard before you go.. summertime sadness.." meanwhile he's beating the shit out of a guy at 2am lmao
He listens to Kim Petras when in JL meetings. They think he's ignoring them but no he's just listening to They Wanna Fuck. Also Ayesha Erotica? He ONLY listens to her on full blast.
Lady Gaga and Britney Spears are his go-tos for workouts. I've worked out to Britney Spears before and let me tell you, it's SO fun! Even better, he'd probably have a completely straight face while If You Seek Amy is blasting in his ears
Meanwhile he listens to Metal while being Brucie Wayne lmao
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b0und4gl0ry · 1 month
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Hey, what's your bedding situation like?
(P.S your hair dye consistently confuses me into thinking you got clobbered with a baseball bat and now have a large bruise on your forehead)
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"I have a bed set up in my van…currently sitting on it right now."
"I'll leave a link below for the video of the van mine was based on"
(ooc: that video is actually where I got the BG for!)
"oh GODDAMNIT, I need to get my hair touched up...again"
video link \/ (this was the inspo, but it's not one-for-one...the layout, mainly)
youtube
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bad-traffic-smp-ideas · 6 months
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So, if there's watchers and listeners, are there ones for all the other senses? Does that make Sniffers elderich gods as well?
I forgot about this post for a [redacted amount of time], the answer is:
Yes. Yes it does.
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emeraldotter · 11 months
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I can't stop reading your url as emeral dotter. I don't know what an emeral is
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That is how you read it.
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TW: Child Abuse, Implied Blood
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The Saga of House LeStrange!
Part 10
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angrelysimpping · 6 months
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IT'S CANON vrel said if bailey was in love with pc, they would still expect payment, but they're not going to sell them 😭 they would constantly remind pc of their debt though lmao... when i saw it i immediately thought of your what if bailey is in love hc!
IM WIGGLIN
I honestly made a sound while on call in discord and got concerned comments
IM
EHEHEH
I'm so normal about Bailey I promise
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