“Electric boogalo”: boring, overdone. unoriginal.
“Non-conductive jamboree”: new, exciting, unexpected.
Stop judging me for wanting to sleep with a big muscle man!
Kool aid man tried to break through my wall but instead clipped into it and now hes stuck.
MY DAD JUST BOUGHT CHRISTMAS CROCS THAT LIGHT UP WHEN HE WALKS.
On today’s menu:
Everything! Even the walls!
Never mind, they hurt my tummy.