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maslow's hierarchy of needs but it's just making a woman laugh really hard at your shitty joke

#kara danvers #somehow managing to screw up the set-up and delivery AND the punchline of a joke #but still making lena giggle adorably #so then she gives the *double-finger-guns* like this: #👉🏼😎👉🏼 #or beefhaps (beefcake perhaps) this: #👈🏼😎👈🏼 #(depending on what side lena's standing on of course)

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girl help i’m struggling to deal with how adorable kieran is on his little truck

#SCREAM!!! #😍😻😍😻😍😻😍😻 #me as the penguin driver: 💪🏼🐧 #cativity(cat activity) #ough! 🥺 #¡un gatito muy adorable! ✊🏼🥺

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not to like suck on my own clit or anything but i actually do deserve to be adored and loved in the purest way

#lena luthor #this is canon actually #kara floating just beefhind (beefcake behind) her: *nodding beeflemnly (beefcake solemnly)* “she's RIGHT! 😤”

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#this is somehow #kara danvers #in an au where she buys a fancy car to try to impress lena #before finding out that lena's a literal billionaire

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

#*hugs you* #*beefishly*

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the world is a better place with trans women in it

#REAL!!! #❤ 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤

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Sold.

#the additional gif... BLEASE KATIE! #your ACTING CHOICES miss mcgrath!!! #talking to eve (who interrupted her flirting with the beefstie (beefcake bestie)): “😐🤨🙄” #immediately turning back to “kara”: “🥺🥰🥺” #i have beefstions (beefcake questions) #and - of course - melissa ALREADY WALKING INTO FRAME with her jaw dropped “shocked beefkachu (beefcake pikachu)”-face #THEY'RE BOTH SO LOUD ABOUT IT!

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Keep walking, stay strong.

#supercorp #kara danvers #lena luthor #handsome golden retriever beefcake and her sassy cat wife

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Forcing every Tumblr and Tiktok user to read this 20 times over

#REAL! #“stop throwing these buzzwords around without knowing what they really mean”-challenge

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Given that there’s a smaller number of ships for Sam than there are for Kara and Lena, this time I decided to include poly ships. Note: I’m not including an “Other” category for Sam. I didn’t enjoy trying to break down the “Other” votes on my last poll and it felt unnecessary this time around. I believe I’ve featured her most prominent ships. Any exclusions were either because their interactions weren’t noteworthy in the shipper sense and/or they were characters she never interacted with on the show at all. And yes, I’m aware that Sam never met Andrea on the show but Rojarias is, as always, exceptional.

#SUPERREIGNCORP BEEFPREMACY (beefcake supremacy) #superreigncorp #i just think lena deserves two (2) handsome beefcake wives #and i think kara and sam would just love to be the beefy bread of a “lena luthor”-sandwich

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naps hit different when ur using them to avoid being alive

#ough! 🥺 #lena luthor #lena “i'm just... i'm just baby 🥺” luthor #lena “🥺” luthor #lena “wife-shaped” luthor #lena “smoochable” luthor #lena “i wish there was handsome blonde kara danvers-shaped beefcake cuddlin' me right now 🥺😔” luthor

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We are all part of the Lena Luthor fanclub tbh

#supercorp #vintagecorp #adorablecorp #chibicorp #in love with the implication that - no matter WHAT is being revealed - kara's go-to move is to rip her shirt open 🤣 #the little hearts and “BELIEVE IN HER!” on the shirt... ough... SO beefdorable (beefcake adorable) 💪🏼🥺

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Some of you may have noticed this starting to appear on my posts, so I want to explain:

I wasn't around for the original airing of the show, and thus missed out on a lot of the art

Art deserves to be seen more than once!!!

I've started filling out this tag with art from 2016-2021, digging through various artists I've seen. I have about 90 in the tag already, and a little over 100 in my queue ❤️

#supercorp #vintagecorp #artcorp #LOVE this! the classic 'corp art has been so awesome to see again 🥰😍

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boop

The boopening has beefsumed (beefcake resumed)

💪🏼🐧❤🐧

#thanks for the ask! #anons my beloveds 🐧❤🐧 #asks my beloveds 💪🏼🐧❤ #*revenge boops you!* >:D

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My take on Farcille <3

(experimenting with my style too)

#falin touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #farcille #i love them #this too is yuri

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the muse ⬇️

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #🤣😂🤣😂

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oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.

#holy shit #beefformative (beefcake informative) AND funny post? i love it! ✊🏼🥰