i just want a girl to suck my tits and love doing it pretty pls
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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the fact that i had better tumblr friends when i was 12 is concerning
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Mine, reblog dont repost
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i think girls should kiss each other
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omg i love dolls of new albion!!
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im so glad im not a stem girlie bc if i was. i would probably kin annabel mcalistair so hard im not joking
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Vote voodoopunk we dance with you on your graves
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reblog if you like girls and pasta
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i think beelzebub is in love with me cause like....care to explain why this fly has been on my door for 4 hours??
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Crowley really is the gricest demon you'll ever meet. 😈
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Crowley is living in his car, but also rent-free in Aziraphale's head.
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Hey don’t cry… Boobs…ok?!
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ohhhhhhhhhh ok don't mind me i'm blonde
here you go! (for real this time)
i said what i fuckin' said mustang dong is A tier
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i wanna get into writing fics, give me some hellaverse related prompts!!
it can be the stupidest/silliest/sluttiest thing you want and i'll do it
(as long as it's not gross proshipping stuff)
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if someone makes a stolitz edit to good looking by dixon dallas i will give you a hug and a kiss and a pat on the head and i'll love you forever
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