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hold on i’ve just thought of the funniest trc reaction image*

*for people who occupy the trc + collegehumor fan niche

#trc

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#i need a yes and i dont use it option #mine is almost entirely for ironing on patches and cricut things #ir patches for when i get wholes in my jeans #poll

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Dunk and Joong could have offered me anything in 2024, and I would have taken it, gladly, no questions because my ass is a Jaidee fan first and a human second. But to hand me The Heart Killers? Oh! Let me list all the reasons y'all gonna hate me when this comes out.

Joong plays Khao's older brother

Khaotung is older than Joong, but in BL Land that doesn't matter because Khao is playing the hopeless romantic little brother while Joong is playing his stern older brother. Someone already wrote it was 10 Things I Hate About You/The Taming of the Shrew, and Shakespeare would be thrilled to know one of his masterpieces is getting the queer treatment and it's not Twelfth Night.

Dunk is playing the crazy seducer

Boy wants a car and is willing to go to great lengths to do it, including distracting some dude, so his buddy can play house with that dude's little brother. But the whole point is they had to find a guy who was crazy enough to accept the offer in the first place >insert Dunk's character< so the guy isn't just wanting the car. He is doing this for the thrill of getting tied up, stripped down, and threatened.

And I respect that.

Jojo is apparently directing

I wanna have beef with Jojo after Only Friends, then I look at his resume and remember this is the man who gave me puppy play in The Warp Effect, poly in 3 Will Be Free, and a chaotic stripper named Judo in Dirty Laundry PLUS the YinWar trailer for their Partner in Crime concert which has now lead to YinWar doing Jack & Joker, so as a vegetarian, I'm gonna be like Elsa and let that go.

Which means Rath is probably the cinematographer

I don't give men compliments easily, so when I state that Cinematographer Rath has never disappointed me, I mean it. The man knows what he is doing, and if he is in on this series, I know if anything, it was will be visually stunning.

First and Khao being the Beyonce of GMMTV

I'm in Jaidee's corner always, but I have eyes and First and Khao could really do whatever they want and I'd eat it up. I have believed them with whomever they have been partnered with in the past, and if they want to play high schoolers in an oppressed school system or a banker willing to see his ex and his ex's new man just to flirt with the boy from the market, I'm buying the tickets, I'm sitting in the front row, and I'm holding up homemade posters. Basically, I'm shutting the fuck up and experiencing whatever they want me to experience.

First and Khao tears

This is it's own category because when they cry, they are in a league of their own. They claimed this series was going to be lighter than their previous work, but what is a First or Khao series without tears? I hope they are drinking water right now because someone is crying in this series, and JD's faces are already wet for other reasons.

DUNK'S BODY!

Not to objectify the man's body, but . . . it's a banger, and he has been done dirty by wardrobe for two solid years. His face card never declines. His arms are solid. His waist is snatched. His hair is perfect. Even Tay, New, and Jan were talking about him in the BTS for Peaceful Property because they were saying how New's character was based off of Dunk - pretty, fashionable, and COCKY! But wouldn't we all be that cocky if we were walking around looking like this?! Like shut up fives. A ten is speaking!

It's high time that man got to stunt like Force always does just taking off his shirt for no reason. Good for him. And good for us.

Oh, yeah, and the plot

Sorry, I mean the plot.

SHIT, THE PLOT!

You know what? Nah. I honestly do not give a fuck about the plot. Joong and First are hired killers. First is out to get them. Dunk gets involved (although, I think he knows a lot more than he leads on), and . . .

All will end well.

Because if anything, Jojo ain't never be allergic to a happy ending *wink*

So just know this show hit its target audience

ME!

¡Salud!

#the heart killers #already here for it

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The ​Heart Killers | GMMTV 2024

#i am Here for it

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@asiandramanet event 01 ㅡ get to know the members: blorbo from my shows: 💙❤️ray pakorn❤️💙

@asiandramanet creator bingo - typography

[inspo: ★ ☆ ★ ☆ ★]

#ofts

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Ok I'm over it. I want my very weird sleeping greatness back please and thank you

Is it fucked up of me to be happy my insomnia is back?

It's been such a constant in my life that the past 9ish months of sleeping great felt wrong somehow. And now I'm back to being unable to fall asleep before like 5am and being fucked all day and it's almost nice because this is what I'm used to. Getting adequate hours of sleep is not lol

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So, I may or may not be writing some malex fic for the first time in what feels like a millenia, and it may or may not have already passed 16k words

#😍😍😍

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— chuck palahniuk, haunted

#the untamed

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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HENRY + looking at Alex

When have I ever, since the first instant I touched you, pretended to be anything less than in love with you? 

#rwrb

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ALEX + looking at Henry [companion to this]

Because you're it, okay? I'm never gonna love anybody in the world like I love you.

#rwrb

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#deran x adrian #ak

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@lgbtqcreators creator bingo: [fade transition, found family, free choice, inspired by another creator]

#shadow and bone #soc #the crows

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Everyone needs a friend who is completely unsurprised and wholly supportive of your inexplicable joy over a fictional characters repeated demise

#ily christi 😙 #freddie lounds you may die repeatedly ☺️

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squint for me real quick

#motherfucker #also how?

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"the rich and the powerful take what they want. we steal it back for you."

Happy belated birthday to my beloved val @angelwiththeblue-box! 🎂🎉

#leverage

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Every time you look at me, I’m 17 again.

#rnm #malex