im never leaving them alone again
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chicken nugget
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john hired a hit man to kill adam bc lawrence spit on some guys baconator
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guys john just threatened to fire lynn and amanda is trying to throw ice into the fryers. think i might die today.
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THEY HAD A STRIPPER WHAT IS HE DOING TO THE DONKEY ADAM WHAT THE FUCK
adams trying to throw lawrence a moving away party. why the fuck did he buy so many god damn smoke machines. oh god oh fuck he just invited the stoners who illegally sell drugs in the front of our store. get me out of here.
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he’s too much of a beef cake. not to mention who’ll sit there with Lawrence while he heals up, feeding him cheez itz while watching reruns of Cheers and Frasier? didn’t think of that did you tumblr user goreygirl03
hoffman was upset he wasn’t invited to mexico so he set fire to the wendys
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shit fuck piss why is he bringing a donkey into the wendys i think that’s extremely unsanitary
adams trying to throw lawrence a moving away party. why the fuck did he buy so many god damn smoke machines. oh god oh fuck he just invited the stoners who illegally sell drugs in the front of our store. get me out of here.
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adams trying to throw lawrence a moving away party. why the fuck did he buy so many god damn smoke machines. oh god oh fuck he just invited the stoners who illegally sell drugs in the front of our store. get me out of here.
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HIT MEN I MEAN HIT MEN
god fuckinh ahit damn it hoffman just told a customer we put ppl in traps in the back fuck shit piss balls anyone know any good hot men
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god fuckinh ahit damn it hoffman just told a customer we put ppl in traps in the back fuck shit piss balls anyone know any good hot men
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hoffman was upset he wasn’t invited to mexico so he set fire to the wendys
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rest in peace lawrence gordon. he ain’t dead he’s just sleeping
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Eric Matthews is BANNED from wendys i’m sorry but if your name is Eric Matthews you are banned. bitch really dumped ice all over our fucking lobby. jesus dude. do you know how annoying that is to clean during a rush? lemme guess your the one who made a heart with their shit smeared everywhere on the toilet. for fucks sake.
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oh god. adam keeps singing i slammed my penith in the car door and lawrence keeps singing back to him
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i mean where else the gays goin?
someone complained about the chains in the bathroom and that it’s “too dirty” bitch shut up
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someone complained about the chains in the bathroom and that it’s “too dirty” bitch shut up
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