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birdsong-18 · 26 days

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i’m on your girls blog booping her

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CANT BELIEVE U HATE THE CLARINET !!!! I HOPEU TRIP AND FALL FACEFIRST INTO A POOL FULL OF CLARINETS!!! KYLE YOURSELF

damn time to go turn into kyle

#song rambles #april fools!#this is not real guys don’t worry

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birdsong-18 · 26 days

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callout post for @birdsong-18

I know I don't have a lot of followers here, but I thought I'd use my little platform to call attention to someone who's done some pretty problematic stuff.

To start off, Song keeps sending me weird messages over Discord (see fig. 1). I've asked her to stop, but she just tells me that she's being compelled to by higher powers and she cannot help it. Like, seriously, it's not that hard to just turn your phone off!

Second, even though we live in different states, Song tracked me down irl. She did this by hiring Rainbolt (you know, the geoguessr guy) to analyze the 10 pixels of window in one of the selfies I sent to determine my exact location. I don't know how much it cost her, but probably a lot. However, the photo was actually sent from my childhood home. So she spoke to my parents and pretended to be my long-lost cousin searching for me. Made a whole facebook and everything. No idea how she convinced them, but they told her where I live now and she came to visit me at school, where she asked around until she found one of my friends who gave her my schedule. Once she found me, she delivered me a handwritten note and some candy which is actually kinda sweet but still creepy that she took the time to do that.

I asked her why and figure 2 shows her response.

Thirdly, she clearly discriminates against me because of the instrument I play, and seems to think she's superior as a vocalist (figure 3).

Finally, she killed me in Minecraft. and built a nicer base than me.

Thank you all for taking the time out of your day to read this. Hopefully the power of mob mentality and schadenfreude will bring this person the justice she deserves. send her anons.

EVIDENCE.

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#it’s true i’m so problematic #😔#and rain bolt cost the price of my signed collectible Ben Doyle trading card which had been pissed on by the pope by the way

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birdsong-18 · 26 days

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hey :/

hi guys. i know no one wants to read this type of stuff, especially on April fool's, but I need to use my platform to bring attention to something

@tytofurcata is rlly rlly problematic. first of all, he's a rude person. obviously not the most important part, but its important to contextualize what type of person he is :/

ive been in a server with them since like... last year? and they aaalways seemed so weird and rude. smh. ☝

but the larger issue is their rampant hatred towards furries. not only did they incorrectly identify me as a furry (which im not, thank you,) but they also said they hate furries. really? in 2024? grow up, cringe culture is dead.

NOT ONLY did he proclaim his hatred for furries, but he also EXPLODED ME WITH HIS MIND after calling me a furry, which clearly implies that he'd explode every furry with his mind if he could. why doesn't anyone see how problematic that is???

honestly im really disappointed with everyone in that server in general :/ the way they didn't call out lee's behaviour, especially in my birthday, is INSAAAANE.

here's the proof btw. can't believe people like this still exist in this day and age 🙄

also he said i smell like bird shit just because I own a bird. its not my fault that HE cant care for HIS animals and assume everyone smells like their pet's crap like he does. ugh.

everyone send anon hate to this beatch. NOW.

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birdsong-18 · 26 days

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hey guys i have something very serious that i need to get off my chest.

so as you know, i’ve been hanging out with @livingwalkingmar for a while, and while it puts on a very good face it is NOT a good person.

mar constantly is sneaking out at night, and STEALING THINGS, and last night it stole something very important to me: my 1997 signed collectible Ben Doyle trading card, which had been pissed on by the pope. this card is PRICELESS to me, the only one of its kind worth around ¢5000000.

i figured this out around a week ago when another mutual of ours, @autumnwaste, came to me and said they saw mar with my 1997 signed collectible Ben Doyle trading card, which had been pissed on by the pope. autumn knows how valuable this card is to me, and she let me know that mar was FLAUNTING IT on TUMBLR.COM.

now at first i thought: mar wouldn’t do this to me? it loves me more than life (which it has told me MULTIPLE times) and it wouldn’t even lay a finger on my 1997 signed collectible Ben Doyle trading card, which had been pissed on by the pope. but then, i checked tumblr.com and WHAT DO I SEE?

IT FLAUNTING MY 1997 signed collectible Ben Doyle trading card, which had been pissed on by the pope!

so i turn to confront mar and ask for it back, you know with politeness and care because it is my friend, and WHAT DOES IT SAY TO ME?!

so anyways.

mar is a horrible stealing beatch and should be cancelled for stealing values from its friends, thank you and goodnight.

#april fools!#i love mar actually

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birdsong-18 · 26 days

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April 1st 2024 on tumblr.com:

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@kitthew

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idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.

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birdsong-18 · 26 days

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Not now honey, mom is busy booping strangers on tumblr dot com

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