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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

#and i wear short skirts she wears tshirts shes cheer captain and im on the bleachers--

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Sheryl Lee Ralph as President Kelly Wade 📺 Motherland: Fort Salem S01E02 (2020)

#im sorry but OP's fucking tags took me out #they are‚ and i quote #hi people from the queer witches show fandom. quick question why is your show so fucking yellow. #this felt like being one of those people who cleans oil off a duck #I FUCKING YELLED #im sorry op whoever did colour grading on the show fucked up majestically #so thank u for ur godly work #motherland fort salem #mfs

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I summoned you here to talk about your behavior.

#the way this jumpstarted my obsession with them way back when #wrote my first ever smutfic for em #the things u do for love (between a milf and a younger woman) #motherland fort salem #talder #mfs #tally craven #sarah alder

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Only when your girlish glow, flickers just so, do they let you know: It's hell on earth to be heavenly. Them's the breaks, they don't come gently. Clara Bow - The Tortured Poets Department (2024)

#taylor swift #jesus fuck this is really good

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#[cheering and hooting and clapping from the audience]

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#this is fucking sending me gksbfkdbfkgb #and the 17 benadryl are actually an ancient alien species #but i concur #the expanse #james holden #amos burton #Joe Miller #look at his silly little hat

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it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.

#i fell prey to it exactly once (1) #i just needed a starting paragraph and it gave me such a bad one #that i was filled with righteous fury and saw red and wrote the whole thing from scratch in like 5 mins bc chatGPT's was so shit #i should mention that my ex was the devil on my shoulder telling me to use it #worst decision i ever made #(both the ex and trying it out)

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#this is the kind of quality content i need internet for

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"I'll get the shuttle ready. I'll give you about - about seven minutes. Come back up here. I'll shut the switches off and we'll blow this fucker off into space." Horror Character Appreciation - Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

#gay gay gay gay gay gay im GAY #god ik shes fighting for her life there but like. that tank top scene tho #alien (1979) #sigourney weaver

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oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌

#life is but a pendulum of oversharing and being mute

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#PURR MACHINE 3000 #video

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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

#me about dune bc timothy charmander is in it #i want that twink obliterated

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#cackling #this is so fucking on brand #tgp

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#HERE IT IS AGAIN #video

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if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

#not now honey mommy needs to get 3 completely useless tumblr badges #<- this is me roasting myself not OP‚ OP is a trouper and i RESPECT them

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#bro cmon #i cant be out here gettin sad over santana in 2024 #glee #naya rivera #santana lopez

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#you'll never catch me alive!!!!