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Why haven't I seen Barbie crossed with The Greatest Showman yet? When he has his crisis he truly does think he will never be Kenough...

#barbie #ken #greatest showman #the greatest showman #kenough #never be enough #never be kenough

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It's it just me or does anyone else still say BLEACH like Zack in The Suite Life? Because I feel like it's just me. Blech!

#suite life of zack and cody #the suite life of zack and cody #zack and cody #dylan sprouse #cole sprouse #disney #disney channel #bleach #please help me #its been 16 years #blech

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Does anyone else sit there straight up vibing to the pokemon game music in their head while they work or is it just me? Largely the cycling road music but all gameplay music is included at some point.

#pokemon #pokemon game #pokemon music #pokemon red #pokemon blue #pokemon yellow #stuck in my head #please stop

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i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is

nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name

fuck nobody even knows how old he really is

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We stan!!!!

chaotic good

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Dude you know the question you asked what do conservatives get out of supernatural? So yesterday I found out that a friend of mine from high school who is a 22yo white cishet right-leaning Roman Catholic dude who is currently serving in the military watched all 15 seasons of supernatural. Apparently he liked the guns and the fighting and he also felt like Sam and Deans’ relationship with each other and with their father reflected a lot of his own experiences growing up with 5 brothers and a military father who was gone more often than not. When he started watching, his fav character was Sam but by the end, that had shifted to Dean although he disliked the fact that Dean was, and this is a direct quote, “such a whore.” I asked him if he liked the ending and he said that it was okay, that Dean’s death was “bullshit” but that the brothers got to enter heaven together and that’s what was most important. I additionally asked him what he thought of Castiel and he said that he thought his character was boring and he disliked it when the show tried to make Cas the center of episodes. He had absolutely no memory of what happened in 15x18 and had to look up the synopsis again to remember that Cas died. **********ADDITIONAL FACTS ABOUT MY FRIEND THAT MAKE ALL OF THIS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL: we met through ballet, one of his other favorite shows is Hannibal, he is an absolutely lethal jujitsu fighter, he has no idea what tumblr is, he works on motorcycles and vintage cars for fun which his dad taught him how to do, and when he was 18, after his gf at the time cheated on him, he decided to give up on women and he dated a gay friend of his for 3 months. Apparently he figured out pretty quickly that he was “definitely straight” but he kept dating/having sex with his friend/boyfriend until they both moved away because “he was a genuinely good dude” and he “didn’t have to catch so it was fine.” Yes he did suck dick. I asked

HELLO????????

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My quadruple chin is disguised and nobody can see my silent screams of anguish.

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

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the tension between me and the mutual scrolling through tumblr at the same time

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Jared does Dean always washing his face in the show

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“No matter what your resources, whether you have $100,000 to give away or a dozen cookies, everyone has the power to positively impact the world.”

- Misha Collins

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Advertisment: I AM LOOKING FOR AN ARCH-ENEMY

I am looking for one arch-enemy to spend my days in dispute with. Ideal qualities:

- Great with dad jokes yet feel utter despair upon hearing them.

- Have excellent comebacks and razor sharp wit.

- Petty.

- Despicable.

- Understand excellent vine and meme references. If I have to explain even one to you, so help me.

- Pocket full of Werther's Originals.

- Inexplicable disdain.

- Fuelled by hate.

- Look at all those chickens.

- Unwarranted despair.

- Smorgasbord skills.

- Cheese.

- Black coffee.

#enemy #arch enemy #nemesis #applynow #argument #smorgasbord #cheese

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Why do Woodcocks walk Like That?

woodcocks mostly eat worms, and they use their entire body like a worm dowsing rod! 

this weird lil bobble walk mimics the feeling of rain on the ground and puts any worm in the area on the move! the woodcock can then sense the wiggly worms in the ground, and it uses its long beak to just stab the hell out of them and slurp them right up.

yum!

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i love abortion and i love divorce

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Trans activist my arse. Who the hell would choose this turd as their governor?

Friendly reminder that Caitlyn Jenner is a horrible human being and friends with Trump so to all my Californian friends do not vote for her because she will seek to undo any and all progress in the state that does not directly benefit her and her billionaire friends.