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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

#that shouldn’t go so hard #penis blast rap

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#only alcohol #most i’ve had is 3 drinks #hate the idea of being drunk/high #just too anxious about not being in control

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#the collie said ‘get yo ass over here’ #also the vet clinic worker in me says put your collars tighter people!! #your dogs should not be slipping out like that; never know what can happen

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I think detaching disgust from morality is one of the keys to Chilling Out. You can find inner peace by being able to go "hm! Gross" and recognize if it's an actual problem or not. Cause if it's not an actual problem... it's not your problem 🙏 god bless

#me and my cousin had this exact convo the other day

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the weirdest thing that happened to me 25 months ago was getting sent this counterfeit pizza hut coupon

#not them getting mom 😭 #unreality #texts #pizza

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

#was there not a plaque they could read or did the intentionally ignore it 🤦🏽‍♀️ #art

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what we really need to drill down on here is whether or not an octopus is intelligent enough to consent to a sexual encounter

and if not how can we change that

#octopus

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sometimes i think i wasn't made for the digital age, but then i have quests for knowledge

that i just would not have been able to pursue at any other point in history

#i’d be lowkey upset to not get a refund #abraham lincoln #random trivia #random searches

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Tread here.

#never gets old #job ​interviews #tweets #funny

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#oooo good idea #tweets

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

#i know that arm was hurting by the end lmao #dice #double it and pass it to the next guy #tik toks #funny

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#tumblr draws

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#us politics

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After all these years, it finally happened

It happened

I had a dream I was a worm

I was a worm in a relationship with a human man

He still loved me even though I was a worm

The question has been answered

#one time i dreamt #hozier

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#roman reigns #wwe

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#pretty deadly #wwe

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#roman reigns #wwe