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Hockey warms my soul

NHL does what NFL doesn’t

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Just your local Minnesotan lookin' for some o' that above -40° windchill temp

#polarvortex #polarvortex2019 #itscoldoutside #itscoldaf #minnesota #mn #i was outside for 30 seconds and my eyes were already caked with ice #i havent had school all week and ive done nothing #my poor dog has been inside for the past 3 days because im too scared for her health

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Newsies, but it’s an 80′s sitcom

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today is the only day you can reblog this ever

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That map going around showing how cold it is in the N Midwest rn

It fucking cracks me up. Everyone keeps talking about Chicago, and rightfully so, but I've seen NO ONE say anything about any city in Minnesota. MN IS THE ONLY STATE FULLY SURROUNDED BOIS WE FROZEN SOLID OUT HERE

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In high school one of the common fund raisers was carnation flowers for a dollar during prom season and valentines and a couple other times of year. And you could “order” flowers to be delivered to kids during their homeroom times so it was always a big deal to get flowers and it was super fun

But one of these fundraisers I had a guy friend who commented he never got any because he was always single or his girlfriend always expected flowers but never gave him any

So my senior year valentines I decided I was going to buy all the guys in my homeroom (which he was in) a carnation and said they were from “Anonymous Girl in your homeroom”

So the day came and all the guys started getting flowers and they all realized they were from the same one girl and all got super excited and giddy and protective of their flowers and all day long I saw the guys in my homeroom wear flowers behind their ears or stuffed in their notebooks and they flaunted them around to other guys that didn’t get flowers. One guy tried to see if it would make his girlfriend jealous. A couple of them tried to play detective to figure it out who it was.

Then the next day apparently they all (or at least most of them) got together and bought all the girls in homeroom a carnation as a thank you to whoever it was so every girl in my homeroom got a bouquet of one from every guy (so it was a bouquet of about a dozen) and every single girl was smiling and happy and bouncy as the guys were the day before

And no one ever knew it was me but I was always super proud of that

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there hasnt been a good social media site since pixie hollow online

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My twitter lowkey turned into my tumblr when school started

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If I became a fashion-type blog, would y'all care?

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Buying your first magic carpet and how to fly it

Visit the bazaar.

Bring gold. 

Ask the local merchants for directions. Booths that sell magic items often change the location to avoid theft.

Go at night. Merchants selling valuable items often sleep in their booth.

The merchant who scratches the back of his head a lot is the best!

Tell the merchant you are only interested in buying a magic carpet.

Do not touch anything. Many objects are cursed. 

When the merchant presents you a carpet, ask if he can call upon the clouds for blessings. If he refuses, do not touch the carpet.

Beware of illegal or stolen magic carpets. You do not want the sultan to think that you are the one who stole his carpet.

Though magic carpets develop their own personality over time, the spinner, weaver and the magic caster often influence its personality. 

Pay close attention to the fabric and color.

Old frayed carpets have withstood the test of time and offer quality for an often low price. Make sure you like your carpet’s personality though! 

Always ask the merchant if he can demonstrate flying the carpet. 

Find out what the command for making your carpet hover is. The merchant will only tell what it is after you buy the carpet. This is often a complex word so that thieves are not able to use the carpet. Hopefully, the merchant will not deceive you! Go to the man who scratches his head a lot. He is trustworthy.

Sit on your carpet. Make it hover. 

Tell your carpet where you want to go.

If the place exists, your carpet will take you there. It will even fly through walls!

Do not dare to ask your carpet to take you to a place you do not think exists. It will go look for the place and will not stop flying until you arrive. If it does not exist, you will be flying until you die! 

Your carpet gets tired too. Allow it the time to replenish its magic.

Compliment your carpet and scratch it from time to time. Especially when flying long distances.

Be careful not to fall off your carpet.

If you do not take good care of your carpet or disrespect it, it might throw you off.

Never, ever make your carpet dirty. First, it is extremely disrespectful. Second, damaged threads undermine your carpet’s capability to replenish its magic.

Many rookies like to fly their carpet over the desert. Beware of bandits! 

Remember rule 19.

You can tell if your carpet is tired by how taut its fabric is. 

The carpet’s edges often curl up if it is excited. 

Your carpet understands your every word. You can have conversations with it. However, it is only able to answer yes or no questions and will answer by curling its corners. 

Flying a magic carpet has been one of my best experiences ever! My carpet and I flew everywhere. I loved lying on my back and look at the stars as we flew unhurriedly over the Sahara. Unfortunately, my carpet got stolen by bandits. We had a good bond. I miss him. I am sure he misses me too. I hope your current owner treats you well and that he tells you every day how beautiful and soft your silk is. - Bob 

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🌸 ❤️ ~ BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but its sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out.~ 🌸 ❤️ p.s. i really really miss you

Jordyn lights up my life I almost cried when I found this

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Wait I found it! Thank you so much it's one of my favorites 💕💕

Loved your Ross Fic!

Thank you! I don’t even remember which one I have posted 😅

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Loved your Ross Fic!

Thank you! I don't even remember which one I have posted 😅

#anon #anonymous #im surprised people actually send me asks about my writing what #its been a long ass time #but genuinely #thank you #i smiled so wide when i saw this!

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Oh hey there!

Boy oh boy has it been a hot minute since I've been on here! I had some ish to sort out woo yikes

But I should be relatively active from now until the end of the semester again! I really miss @jordmac though so let me go spam her real quick :)))

#update #sorry #sorry this took so long #i was dealing with some stuff #mainly from my own stupidity and laziness #i was this close to failing a college class lemme tell you #my god my acne was so bad #its not a fun thing to think about #too many breakdowns #also wtf happened while i was gone?? #tumblr removed from apple app store over abuse images #whaaaaat #and the whole pedo thing or something??? #idk we good now? #ok ill stop now