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I Actually forgot about this Blog......

Sorry about that

But I moved over to my main account and will not be making any more posts on this account, but I am keeping it up for memories

I am now located at: @echostar707

https://echostar707.tumblr.com/

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#borderlands #borderlands 3 #zer0 #rhys #bl3 #zerhys

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this has been sitting in my drafts Forever bc i hated it at first  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#i still dont love it but w/e #borderlands #zerhys #zer0 the assassin #rhys strongfork #the world needs more zerhys content

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I need some decision-making help

I can't choose which account to go to I am fine very thin line between my Borderlands and Apex account I love them both and I would like to post here but there's so much stuff on both of those accounts alone and I don't have any followers on here so how could somebody give me some advice how to work around this

Note my accounts are : @borderlands-madhouse and @apex-madhouse

#borderlands #apex legends #apex #help #help me

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Going to my main for a bit

So I'm currently in a couple different fandoms and I'm getting tired of switching accounts over and over again so for now I'm going to be living in my main account @echostar707 come follow me there I will still be reposting Borderlands content plus others so see you there

#my post #EchoStar707

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NOOO

Goretober day 6: stabbed

#borderlands #borderlands 2 #zer0 borderlands #zer0 the assassin #zer0 #goretober 2019 #goretober

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Carving Pumpkins with Troy Calypso

Troy Calypso x gn!reader

warnings: swearing

- He’s never celebrated Halloween before, so he’s overly enthusiastic

- Prints out thousands of designs for his pumpkin and is surprised when you just freehand yours

- You decide to make a pumpkin Troy, Troy decides to make a pumpkin you

- He hella underestimates how hard it is to draw on a pumpkin

- You end up having a fight with pumpkin entrails

- “(Y/N), why the f u c k are there pumpkin seeds in my pocket?”

- Your design ends up going pretty well, but Troy’s..... oh god

- He kind of forgets that the pattern has to remain connected and ends up just cutting a hole out of his pumpkin

- “I think my pumpkin broke.”

- “That’s not very flattering, Troy.”

- “The veggie just couldn’t handle how hot you are....”

- he gets a face full of pumpkin seeds for that

- Troy starts again on the spare pumpkin that you sensibly brought

- It ends up being a super cute smiley face and he’s so proud of himself

- Selfies with the pumpkins

- It becomes a yearly tradition, and Troy ends up getting super good at it

- Turns out he has a holo folder for pumpkin stencils

- Every time you bring out the pumpkins he basically s h a k e s from excitement

- He finally manages to actually carve your face into a pumpkin one year, the photo remains as your lock screen for months

#troy calypso #troy #troy calypso imagine #troy calypso x reader #troy x reader #troy imagine #borderlands x reader #borderlands #borderlands imagine

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Troy and Tyreen arguing over the same female!s/o? (Not incesty, of course.)

Troy and Tyreen fighting over a Female!S/O - Headcanons

Oh my god these two have zero chill

Very typical sibling arguments

“I saw her first!”

“Yeah well i talked too her first so I win!”

“THAT IS SO UNFAIR!”

Both of them try shove the other out the way too try talk too you first.

Tyreen has an advantage of slipping under her brothers arms

Troy also has the advantage of height so he can just block her and shout too you too get your attention first.

He has shoved her into a room and locked the door once just so he can walk off with you elsewhere.

She has done the same

Tyreen dedicates segments of videos too you sometimes

Troy then cuts them out before broadcast.

Harder too do though in streams and he is fucking fuming over it.

Both of them always have too bring up who did what with you too annoy the other

“I went and watched the meteor shower with (Y/n) last night.”

“Yeah well tomorrow we’re gonna go bandit hunting so there!”

Live for making each other jealous

“Hey Ty look at this picture of (Y/n) I took!”“Wow my girlfriend looks so hot.”“Call her your girlfriend again and I will throw you.”

They embarrass each other in hopes you’ll like the other more because of it.

“Troy had too sleep with a teddy until he was ten.”

“Tyreen fell over once and wouldn’t stop screaming cause she thought she broke her leg and made me carry her back home. She also did the same thing last week.”

*you stare off into the camera like you’re on the office*

You are full aware of the feelings they have for you and you don’t want too possibly ruin their siblingship by picking so you just stay neutral as much as you are flattered and do love them.

The rivalry is something out of a old school t.v show like icarly lmao

Troy is more subtle about his feelings wanting too flirt and woo you into loving him - he does get a little aggressive with it though

However Tyreen dives in head first she makes it immediately known that she would risk it all for you

She breaks it too you first which forces Troy into admitting it.

“Oh i’m fully aware”

“Wait what?” x2

If you are insane enough too let them share you they still have a rivalry on who can win your love over the other.

Tyreen always insists you share clothes - you gotta be as stylish as her

Troy however will just let you take what you want because he hardly ever uses shirts

*they get smug if you wear their clothes and constantly bugs the other about it*

“Look! Troy look - that’s my coat! She’s wearing my coat! Look how cute she is in my coat!”

“Shame i’m gonna rip it off tonight”

“I will hurt you if you do”

Troy gets V smug when Tyreen had too watch you both spend time together, you also noticed he gets very handsy

Tyreen though knows she doesn’t need too be that way too get her brother annoyed, just talking too you annoys him

On the occasions you’re hanging out together you have too settle so many bitch fights.

“You love me more than Ty right (Y/n)”

“No i don’t-”

“Well even if she did I treat her better than you ever could!”

“You do not! How many times have I made you feel-”

“Both of you shut up! I love you both equally and right now I hate you both equally!”

They tire you out in more ways than one.

#borderlands imagines #borderlands x reader #troy calypso x reader #tyreen calypso x reader #the calypso twins #troy calypso imagines #tyreen calypso imagines #the calypso twins x reader #borderlands

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Can I get some domestic life with Tyreen and Troy and their s/o? (Separate pls!) Thank you 💕

Oh boy time too write for these two again (absolutely no complaints) this is based before all the cult stuff cause I personally believe it would be easier too have a domestic life with these two when y’know theyre not running a cult.

(I apologise for the wait - it’s been a busy week!)

Warning - Tumblr might absolutely screw up formatting when I post this :)

(Separate!) Troy x Reader / Tyreen x Reader - Domestic life

Troy

Oh lord this guy

Typical dude at the beginning - trying too impress you with how cool he is

Meanwhile he looks like a idiot

It makes you smile though as does his stupid jokes and odd compliments

Walking memes the both of you

Anytime you both try attempt anything serious it is destroyed within seconds.

Stop working together good christ

Everything also leads back too sexually explicit things at the beginning as well

He highkey doesn’t know what love is when lust isn’t involved so he takes his time learning.

He’s a smart cookie so he does catch on pretty quickly.

That couple that is always having a bop too each others playlists all the time

In the kitchen getting food? The other slides in - “somebody-” “oNCE TOLD ME!”

Trying too focus on something - “Lalala la la” “wHEN I POPPED OFF!”

You just know this boy get hyped for music

Look at the fringe it says it all

Will spray you in the face with silly string

(Don’t try get him back he’s far too tall)

Benefits of tall boyfriend:

Being able too see above a crowd (Tyreen uses him as a ladder 24/7 he is used too it)

Being completely engulfed by hugs

Having too always pull him down for kisses - it makes you both feel important. He’ll lift you off the ground as well so hold on tight.

Being picked up and carried off cause he was lonely

Boi doesn’t wear shirts or hoodies often cause Pandora is too hot during dry season so you get too wear them and they are B I G and C O M F Y

He’s always recording you mostly because it helps him get better at cinematography and directing.

But also because he likes too look back at them especially when he’s had a rough day.

Its the same with photos - he is always taking them.

He likes a more relaxed date when he’s not feeling too great but when he is have fun joyriding in a stolen vehicle going boost speed up a cliff

When he gets sick (which is pretty often) you’re there too help him when Tyreen can’t heal him.

Anything he needed you’d get

Anything he wanted you would give up too him

He becomes so vulnerable spending most of his time led down.

You obviously have too join him as he likes too rest his head on your chest and let you play with his hair, he’s lucky the surface you’re led on is long enough for him. 

On these days you’ll listen too him talk about all the great things he would do if he wasn’t so weak today

Taking a nap with his head on your lap too have a few moments away from the blinding headaches.

Tyreen

You thought she was cute at first - her explosive personality just being a over exaggeration but no she is for real.

And you love it

Tiny gremlin whom you love with your whole heart.

She wants a lavish life for you and her but this is Pandora - that is hard too pull off

The most lavish things she could get you is a 3 dollar meal deal

“The bag I’m chasing must’ve run track”

“There’s always the option of getting a old man and then leeching his life force and liquidating his estate into millions.”

“This is why I want too marry you one day.”

She has too wear gloves when she holds your hand because she doesn’t want too kill you yet

You both have a bop around the kitchen when you’re cooking her food cause she has a b a n g i n g playlist

You’re the one that tends too take care of her - not because she never learnt how too she’s just good a convincing you too do it for her.

You do get kisses and a hug for doing it tho sooooo it’s a win win I guess

Lifting her off the ground

I repeat

LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND!!!

If you’re also short its a team effort!

She insists she can reach high shelves so you watch her struggle until she accepts she can’t be perfect at everything

The two of you having too fight her brother too get back something he stole from her and is now holding up in the air

You try your best too keep her calm when she’s about too go off on one - she’s not easily angered but when she is it is very hard too pull away from a fight.

Also having to convince her too help her brother after he’s pissed her off.

This girl can hold a grudge

Many of them are held against people who have hurt you or have wanted too hurt you.

“No I’m being serious, if i see them I will not hesitate!

Lowkey has a need to be the better one of the relationship.

Always showing off her powers

Whether it’s too scare you or turn you on you do not know.

“Hey babe look at this!” (Blows something up)

She has a childish sense of humour anything you say will make her laugh

You take pictures of her sometime doing weird things and just title it “Cryptid.”

If you post any of them she will fight you

You post them just so you can wrestle with her.

She wins every single time. (Which is good cause her pinning you down 👀👀)

You found yourself cry laughing at three am over her in a tie dye shirt and when she would ask what was so funny all she got was a wheezy “tY-DYe”

It took her a solid five seconds too realise before she started cry laughing herself (She wears tie dye only on occasions and i private just so you can both laugh at a dumb joke.)

You’re so good too her and you keep her entertained - never leave her.

#borderlands imagines #borderlands x reader #borderlands x you #borderlands headcanons #calypso twins #troy calypso x reader #tyreen calypso x reader #tyreen calypso imagine #troy calypso imagine

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AU where everything is the same but Rhys gets to keep Rhys-Ball and everyone is disturbed by the fact that the CEO of Altas keeps a pleasure sphere in his office.

#rhys strongfork #borderlands

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I just read this fic by wardencommando - zer0 tries to help and accidentally overdoses Rhys with illegal other-planetary drug/herbal tea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OH U 

(also fair warning I think they’re dating in this fic?? zerhys??)

#borderlands #tftbl #rhys #zer0 #*canned laughter* #zerhys

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anonymous said: zerhys? :)

I love the idea of an affectionate zer0 tbh

#zerhys #zer0 the assassin #rhys strongfork #borderlands 3

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Local jock bullies nerd to death

#borderlands 3 #amara the siren

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sOrry this is as done as it can get ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i just hhhh love zerhys

#zerhys #art #rhys strongfork #zer0 the assassin #borderlands #i forgot my art tag its been so long since i posted here lmao #artrhythmical #idk which is it #but uhh ill post other borderlands art i got #artrhythmia

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Old zerhys stuff. Uhh context. Zer0 first time seeing a cat.

#super old. ew #might redraw rhem #zerhys #rhys strongfork #zer0 the assassin #zer0 borderlands #borderlands #fanart #art #artrhythmia

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Inktober Day 1: Ring (As always I’m gonna be a few days behind posting these.)

A bit of experimenting, I really like Promethea. If you go into photo mode and play with the time option you find that the sun stays in the same place in the sky and the rapid day-night cycle is decided by the moonlets in Promethea’s ring eclipsing the sun, perhaps it rotates weirdly slowly, or not at all? Eridian nonsense can justify anything tbh.)

#borderlands #Zerhys #inktober #inktober 2019 #inktober2019 #promethea #borderlands 3 #zer0 the assassin #rhys the company man #zer0/rhys

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> that felt like it might not have been a totally professional gesture 

sorry for the rough sketch, i’ll try n get this finished up tomorrow 

#oooooo its been so long since i made blands fanart for realsies #anyway yall shoulda seen this ship coming from me #borderlands #rhys #zer0 #zerhys