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Me being on Tumblr in July 2023-March 2024
Me being on Tumblr in april 2024, with all the shit that's been happening with the world.
UPDATE: I'm officially putting the Sonic stuff on hold (Including my passion sonic story, my Knuckles review and the Sonic movie 3 review for Wattpad, and Incorrect quotes and art for Tumblr), because some sonic fans are just shitting on the Knuckles series for reasons, and it is totally valid if you don't enjoy it, I enjoy it, but it could be better, and the third episode could've got rid of the Israel reference. But I like the interactions between Knuckles and Wade's mother in it. And also i wished that they didn't do that "joke" with Wade mispronouncing Pachacamac's name. Now my absolute fear of posting this is that I'm not a good wordsmith, I don't know what I might say, I don't know how people will react, and people are gonna think I'm supporting Israel, But I'm not. I don't want to be a part of this war or any war that's happening now, I'm just some dumb autistic aromantic manchild who has no job and no friends, who also lives in West Virginia (an all red state), who sees the best in people and wants a happy life and doesn't wanna live in the dark harsh reality. The sonic stuff will come back when things calm down in this hell hole we call tumblr... I hope, this is the only time I'm gonna talk about the Israel and Palestine stuff, because I wanna bring positivity to everyone on Tumblr, that's what I strive for. Anyway, take care and stay hydrated.
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Protoman: Megaman, what are you doing?
Megaman: Making chocolate pudding.
Protoman: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Megaman: Because I've lost control of my life.
Megaman: Here's your pudding, Roll.
Roll: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
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*Splashwoman takes Cutman to some 3D printers*
Cutman: So these things can make anything?
Splashwoman: anything.
*Much later, Cutman gets an idea to print out a zillion pizzas, Splashwoman holds the first and second stack of pizzas while Cutman makes another pizza*
Cutman: I'M IN THE FUTURE!
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*The first robot masters are standing around the broken coffee maker*
Gutsman: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone: ...
Bombman: ...I did. I broke it.
Gutsman: No. No you didn't. Cutman?
Cutman: Don't look at me. Look at Elecman.
Fireman: WHAT?! I DIDN'T BREAK IT!
Cutman: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Fireman: BECAUSE IT'S SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND IT'S BROKEN!
Cutman: Suspicious.
Fireman: NO, IT'S NOT!
Iceman: If it matters, probably not, but Elecman was the last one to use it.
Elecman: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Iceman: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Elecman: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Iceman!
Bombman: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Gutsman.
Gutsman: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone: ...
Iceman: Gutsman... Cutman's been awfully quiet.
Cutman: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Gutsman, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Gutsman: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Gutsman: ...
Gutsman: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Bombman: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Gutsman: What if it bites me and it dies?!
Bombman: Then you're poisonous, Gutsman.
Elecman: What if it bites itself and I die?
Bombman: That's voodoo.
Cutman: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Bombman: That's correlation, not causation.
Fireman: WHAT IF WE BITE EACH OTHER AND NEITHER OF US DIE!?
Grenade man, appearing from out of nowhere: That's kinky!
Iceman: Oh my god...
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Megaman: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Dr. Wily: Where did you get that?!
Megaman: My pocket.
Dr. Wily: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?!
Megaman: Skills.
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Roll: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Megaman: Yeah-
Protoman: *kicks in the door*
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Roll: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Protoman: ...
Protoman: I'm gonna tell her.
Megaman: Don't... you... dare.
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*some of the Robot masters are learning CPR on a test dummy*
Heatman: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Splashwoman: No, Heatman. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Heatman: No, that’s not part of it—
Splashwoman: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Flashman: I would want to live with no legs.
Splashwoman: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Flashman. You don’t do anything.
Heatman: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.
Splashwoman: *pumps frantically*
Heatman: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Splashwoman: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Bubbleman: How’s that gonna help you?
Splashwoman: I will divide and then count to it.
Bubbleman: Right.
Heatman: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Splashwoman: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
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Heatman: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Bubbleman: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Splashwoman: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Flashman: Guys.
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*Movie!Knuckles is listening to Rihanna's "Please don't stop the music"*
Song: 🎵-Keep on rockin' to it, Please don't stop the, please don't stop the, please don't stop the music-🎵
*Movie!Knuckles punches the radio*
Movie!Knuckles: The deed is done.
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YESSS!!! SOME PLEASE MAKE ART OF BABY TAILS IN THIS.
Sonic dressing up baby Tails in something like this
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The Knuckles series will be released on DVD and Blu-Ray. They’re up for pre-order on Amazon and Walmart with no known release date.
#SonicNews
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*The Wachowski family are watching a baseball game, Pachacamac watches from outside, And The Mets lost once again*
Pachacamac: NO~! F*CK YOU, YOU F*CKING IDIOT!
Pachacamac: THIS F*CKING GUY! HE TRIED BREAKING HIS ARM, AND PITCHING THE BALL WITH HIS F*CKING ASS!
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I just love how they all have beds next to one another. They're truly a part of the Wachowski family now.
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Logan: When did you start getting so wise?
Patton: I read a ton of cereal boxes.
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