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Gettin REAL tired of the pornbots/viruses invading every single tag.

#theyre honestly terrifying tbh #i can only report so many at a time

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A monster who has nice, big arms. When they hug you?? It feels like a nice and warm safety blanket you want to stay in for hours!

#might be basing this off a crush i once had #monster x reader #wholesome #exophilia

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A knock roused you from your sickly-nap. Blowing your nose and blinking discombobulatedly, you threw on a mask as the knocking continues.

Opening the door a crack, you see your orc lover standing on your front porch with a bag in each hand.

"Babe--"

"I am here to play nurse for our date, tonight."

They were quick to get into your home thanks to your dazed and sickly state.

"But, you're gonna get sick too??" You say softly, you sounded pitiful. Your love only laughed through their own mask and clasped their hand on your head, tussling your hair.

"Nah, orcs don't get sick like you humans do. Come now, I brought homemade chicken soup and bought some lemon tea." You weren't sure if they were lying or not about the sick part. But you followed them to the kitchen.

You two ended up sitting (you more laying on your side) in your living room, two bowls of soup empty, the TV playing a silly movie and your second cup of tea still steaming from its mug. Your orc love was gently massaging your back, helping with the body aches with their skilled fingers.

You sighed, barely keeping your eyes open as you make eye-contact with them.

"Thank you for taking care of me." They flashed you a smile before stroking their hand against your flushed face.

"Anytime, my love."

You had the distant memory of them carrying you back into bed and kissing your forehead before fully falling asleep.

#orc x reader #orc girlfriend #orc boyfriend #orc lover #orc #wholesome #exophilia #monster x reader #sfw #im sick rn and i wish this was my reality :(

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Your sweet tentacle monster, coming to snuggle you after having to brave the harsh cold (16°C) to grab your pizza delivery (it was placed right outside the door). Oh, whoas, this poor, cold monster. They are in such need for your human warmth--not that they're, like, needy or anything.

Ah, you're such a lifesaver, hugging them close to your warm body with a sigh. Guess you could spare some love and affection while you two eat some pizza.

#wholesome #exophilia #monster x reader #tenacle monster #tentacle monster x reader #theyre a little clingy but dont wanna show it #theyre bad at hiding it #youre chill abt it #you love em #16°C = 60°F

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Your 18ft long Naga wife just wrapping you up and inadvertently acting like a cozy weighted blanket because she wanted snuggles ☺️

#monster x reader #naga wife #exophilia #wholesome #youre her heating pad and shes your weighted blanket

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Based on a viral bumble profile that went viral

You went to one of the best steak houses in your area to try the famed 'orc-wedding ribs' challenge. You finish it in record time, having been hungry, but also just because the ribs were the best things you've ever eaten! However you notice the crowd going a bit more batshit than you anticipated. You only to start connecting the dots as to why it's called the 'orc wedding ribs' when the head chef who gave you the platter at the beginning, a large orc, comes out, face in 3 darker shades of green--looking like a blushing bride/groom with two wedding bands in their large hand.

#exophilia #wholesome #orc #monster x human #monster x reader #ribs #theyll make you more ribs when youre fully married #dw #might make a fic outta this ngl #orc x reader #orc girlfriend #orc boyfriend #orc spouse

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A sweet tentacle monster who loves to bake. You come home, and it's just filled with sweets. You follow the noises of pans and timers to the kitchen and you see your tentacle monster with oven mits on several tentacles, each with a pan of different, freshly baked sweets! They blush and wiggle happily when you eat their treats and gush about how great their baking is.

#monster x reader #exophilia #tenacles #tentacle monster #sweet treats #wholesome

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The scariest looking orc you can imagine, he comes home after unintentionally terrorizing the world outside and is greeted by a little elderly chihuahua, happy hops from a pair of fluffy bunnies and a happy spouse who kisses his cheek softly and offers him a fresh cookie.

They cuddle on the couch together

#wholesome #orc #i just love the trope of someone who looks scary who is just the softest person on the planet #exophilia #he knits the chihuaha little sweaters and beams when the little doggy does a little hop-hop in it. #the bunnies love the outdoors and he made them an outside enclosure in the backyard #he bakes with his spouse often and lays on their tummy when he needs to feel safe #a sweet man

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A Naga who works at a pet store constantly quizzing every person who tries to adopt a reptile to make sure they know what the fuck they're doing. Their new coworker, a harpy, adopted their strategy and protects the birds. Though, being so small and cute, their Naga friend has to sometimes sneak up behind them and give potential bird-abusers a quick scare.

They're best friends.

#exophilia #wholesome #like literally #too many people adopt animals willy nilly #adopt animals after researching about them pls #Naga #Harpy

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Your orc girlfriend who knows you're having a rough mental day, so she picks you up, drops you on your couch, sits beside you and tucks you into her side with a strong arm. You both say nothing as you don't need to say anything at all. Her warmth surrounds you and you take a deep breathe, letting your tears flow freely. She knows you need to just feel comforted, warm and protected right now. She rubs your arm with her thumb soothingly in silence.

She sits with you for an hour until you stir, you sit up, kissing her on the cheek with a small 'thank you'. But neither of you move away from each other, instead, you grab the remote and put on her favourite show, placing your head against her side again, now with her hand in yours.

Now your day doesn't seem as bleak

#orc #monster x human #having a bad weather day #wholesome #it just feels nice to feel safe and protected #exophilia

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Your husband has night shifts and you have the day shifts of taking care of your triplets. It's been the routine since they learned how to run.

The nights normally consist of the kids shifting into little high-energy and destructive puppies who will destroy things for fun. Daddy shifts into a wolf himself and has learned that he must take them out for a run through the woods before they try and destroy the couch...again. The four normally come back a few hours before daybreak and sleep. You wake up at your normal time, make breakfast and deal with the hyperactive human versions of them before they are carted off to school by your husband on his way to work.

Tonight, however. Their little howls to the moon wake you up, you glance out the window to see your little family now in the backyard, the kids are panting from the run, but still have energy to play tug-a-war or play fight.

They were certainly getting bigger and their energy was increasing. It was a blessing and a curse; soon, they'd probably be able to control their destructive energy and go for runs and little hunts on their own, but now your husband had to try and deal with all the new hyper energy.

You can see your husband slowly running out of patience with them because of this, especially when one of your kids, Sydney, play-bit his ear a little too hard. He looks like he needs back-up.

You throw on your robe and walk out to see them. The kids run to you with happy little yips, they get more excited, almost knocking themselves over with how wildly their tails wag, seeing you take out their favourite ball from your pocket. You laugh as the flurry of fur and yips chase after the bright colourful ball in a cloud of dirt.

Your husband comes to sit beside you, resting his wolvish head against your hip. He sighs when you stroke his head. You two enjoy the early morning air as you watch your kids run amuk in the yard, fighting for the ball or chasing after whoever got it. It's good they could play on their own now.

It's peaceful. But you also both needed coffee by the time the sun comes up.

#werewolf husband #werewolf #exophilia #wholesome family time #youre both tired #werewolf family time

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A monster who just loves to give you little forehead kisses every time they pass by because you're just so cute doin' your lil human things <3

#exophilia #monster x human #they just love you #monster #affectionate lover

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If only an orc would throw me over their shoulder, call me their little wife and run off into the sunset to live in domestic bliss

#exophilia #i just wanna be soft #orc #we could braid flowers into each others hair

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Imagine your werewolf lover, who was now shifted thanks to a full moon, waking you up by whining. You open your eyes to see your actual dog taking their regular sleeping spot on the bed.

'He's in my spot!' The werewolf whines putting on their best puppy-dog eyes. 'Get him out!' They huff, putting their head next to yours with their eyes somehow getting bigger as to try and convince you to kick your dog out of their spot.

What a big baby.

They're confused the next morning as they wake up at the foot of your bed.

#exophilia #werewolf #you love them #but also doggo is very loved #they understand #they expect a kiss when you wake up as an apology #dog will not be sorry and will give bombastic side-eye and huff sassily when confronted by their now-human pawrent