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#olivia benson #law and order #svu #olivia pope #scandal #olivia dunham #fringe

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Do not go jogging, clubbing, walking, running, shopping, driving, hiding, hunting, boating, climbing, hiking, crawling, talking, studying, napping-- actually don't do any activity in NY at night. Especially alone. You will get raped. Or killed. Or both. And don't answer your door either. And don't open your windows at night. And--

Fuck it nothing is safe. 

#life lessons #svu #law and order

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If someone runs away from you, shoot them in the knee. Saves time.

#olivia #fringe #life lessons

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You can be the most badass, three sword-wielding bushido around, but you don't know the way around.

#anime #one piece #roronoa zoro #life lessons

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You can be the most ridiculous character ever, but you threaten their nakama or their pride and shit hits the fan

#anime #chopper #luffy #nakama #one piece #life lessons

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Rooftops aren't always safe, crowds don't always move with you, and there aren't handholds on every wall. Good luck n00b.

#Assassin's Creed II #Ezio #Life Lessons

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Don't fuck with the Khaleesi. Or else you will get a crown of gold. Scalding hot gold. Poured on your head. 

#Game of Thrones #Harry Llyod #Viserys #Life Lessons

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This tumblr is all about life lessons brought to you by the various television shows and movies that are on TV all the time.

The good, the bad, and the ridiculous. 

Submissions are welcome.

Get ready for the awkward.

#life lessons