new kind of estrogen administration method where a spider full of estrogen bites you
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i found these fanfics about adrian toomes being noir's father and i find that so funny. like people looked at noir's story, saw his trauma and were like, nah that ain't enough let's make the man that cannibalized his uncle his father :)
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first tumblr post guys *round of applause*
its uhhhh a wip of him the silly ever so stay tuned guys pls!!!!
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"Wouldn't it he funny if ITSV Noir were comic-canon aged and just unexplainably voiced by Nicholas Cage" no no no, please do consider instead: Like every younger spiderman, he's doing A Voice and just manages to be more believable than them
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I fullheartedly believe that the reason why Noir wasnt in ATSV was because he would absolutely go fucking ballistic on Miguel, especially with canon events
He would hear that they were all supposed to let the people they cared about die 'for the canon' and just creeps up behind him and decks him in the face
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Spider-Man Noir (from Into the Spiderverse)?
Can Spider-Man Noir perform a…
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Dad Miguel headcanons part 2
Since somebody needs to feed the parental Miguel enjoyers.
He will refuse to move if the spider squad or any children in general fall asleep on him.
Is really good with babies.
I already said this but HE'S A GIRL DAD AT HEART!
Absolutely sobbing when his kids get married.
Gets empty nest syndrome when the spider squad go off to college.
Does horrible simply unforgivable dad jokes.
Likes carrying the spider squad on his back.
Will pick up members of the spider squad and take them back to his nest to cuddle. (Like with your pet cat(s))
Got extreme beef with pta moms.
Is always checking to make sure his kids eat enough.
(There's consequences if they haven't eaten, that I will state later.)
Likes burrito wrapping the spider squad and holding them.
He's cuddly and touch starved.
(Give him a break.)
Lets Miles go invisible and just chill on his back so he doesn't have interact with anyone else.
On multiple occasions has brought back random dead animals to "feed his spiderlings." Once he brought a (mostly alive) villain for them. The poor guy was terrified and actually quit being a villain once he got home.
Miguel also was very much lectured about this. He was banned from hugs for two weeks.
They still visit him occasionally because they feel guilty about what happened.
(These were the consequences I was talking about.)
Well that's the end of part 2. I may make another part but I'm running out of headcanons.
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quick drawing of Gwen and Maya bc it’s been a hot minute
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Wait, if JJJ was only anti-Spiderman because he was replaced by Chameleon (who gets murdered by Felicia Hardy), and the real JJJ gets rescued by Spiderman as his first direct interaction with him, whose to say 90214's JJJ is ever anti-Spiderman?
The cursed potential of a pro-Spiderman JJJ
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"Other spiderpeople hate how little it takes for me to be comfortable."
> Photo of a web hammock slung between some crates and a stairwell wall on a rooftop
"At least a roof could help?"
"I don't deserve a roof."
this is him
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MILES MORALES/SPIDER-MAN from SPIDER-MAN (MARVEL COMICS)
JUSTIFICATION:
"dotjpeg has fully convinced me that miles is transfemme!!!" - Anonymous
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