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She’s not only a cutie, but such a badass, too. I could’ve watch her swinging that scythe for a 6000 years, baby <3

#spinel #steven universe

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#sundrop #FNaF dca #my ray of sunshine #lipstick marks my beloved

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I see you ordered

/looks down past glasses

Established relationship Moon/Vocalist spread? Right away, dear customer.

#pluck my heartstrings #medieval times au #moondrop #fnaf dca

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squint for me real quick

#perish

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What a sleaze. 😒

#Broski #cuphead don't deal with the devil #king dice

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I used to be obsessed with sun and moon

#moondrop #sundrop #FNaF dca

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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Lil doodle of the silly before I sat down and didn’t finish my homework :’)

#moondrop #FNaF dca

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I just updated this very sweet little guy, who is very politely waiting for you to toss a pokeball his way.

You can get him on all sorts of cute goodies over on my Threadless!

#pokemon #mimikyu #aight luxury ball it is again

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actually wait let's go on a road trip guys. sorry if the gas station is out of something you really like

#polls

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#polls #honestly just don’t care #the only time I do is if I have to wear stockings or for a costume

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girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

#reference

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#the amazing digital circus #pomni #tadc #princess loolilalu #Gummigoo #Ragatha #Jax #Caine

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Hey btw this is a pro mary sue/"cringy" oc blog. You're creating! You're having fun! That's all that matters and I'm proud of you.

#if you dig far back enough you’ll see I was against this #I’ve changed #make that silly guy! make em as weird as possible!

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Gummigoo realization

Ok so, in the candy kingdom map, caine portrays himself as god, he's likely worshiped in that maps churches

Right before gummigoo got snapped he saw caine face to face

So to gummigoo, he saw gid right before him, and heard God say he had no right to exist on the same Plaine as him, before getting snapped out of the circus

THIS POOR LITTLE GATOR HAD A CRISIS, THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE ACCEPTED, THEN HAD GOD TELL HIM TO HIS FACE THAT HE HAD NO RIGHT TO BE HERE!

IF HE REMEMBERS THATS GONNA BE THECWIST CRISIS EVER

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #gummigoo #tadc spoilers

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me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

#Minecraft #ooooo #reference

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Working on a design for some potential merch (profits will ofc go to Palestinian relief)... Still iffy about the composition though

#I am not shadow banned #so if anyone following me has criticism for my friend please do share #I think it looks nice myself #but I’m no expert #art