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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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I never knew I needed this until now 😩🤤

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Can someone please make a fanfic where Spencer Reid or Matthew is a sugar daddy with the reader? I’m dying to read something like this! Please tag me if there are any or if you make one.

Like Spence or Gube (whatever you choose) buys you gifts and like there’s a lot of fluff and maybe some smut too. Who doesn’t love a little smut?

I mean come on, he looks like he’d be such a good sugar daddy.

#spencer reid #matthew gray gubler #mgg #sugar daddy #spencer reid x reader #mgg x reader #criminal minds #cm

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I can’t unsee it

cockles proof= kale account?

ok guys I was looking at cockles related stuff (as I do) and I know it’s pretty old, but I just discoverd the account kale on twitter. And I scrolled through all the posts from the beginning. And I’m pretty sure behind the account there’s Misha himself. I’m like 99,99% sure. Like come on the only account he follows is Misha Collins, and the way he writes is as articulate and silver-tongued as Misha’s.

My guess is that he created the account because he just wanted (in a funny way) to induce people to eat kale (which is pretty healthy) as he is himself obsessed with it, and every now and then he posts some kale-related jokes/stories. He seems indeed like someone who likes to prompt a good attitude in others (see gishwhes)

He also often retweets gishwhes stuff, and it seems really strange that one person uploads almost eveyday ONLY about kale, misha and gishwhes?? like he only follows Misha? And Misha is obsessed with kale? what a coincidence..

and now the cockles stuff..

I would bet my soul that kale is acutally misha. And now I can rest in peace because everything is cockles and nothing hurts.  ♥

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Thank you for this 😂😂😂

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i cry every single time i see this

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windows users, save money using these free apps!!

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What.

do you have any plans on playing the uuuhhh..... kfc dating sim coming out soon? and yes... kfc as in the fried chicken place

excuse me ?

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Me in two form 😂😂😂

Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine

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Now that men know what women actually go through and all that jazz. Can all the men speak out and tell us what we get wrong? 😂

Dear Men Writers

Lesser known facts when writing women:

High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.

The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.

Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.

You can’t hold in a period like pee.

Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.

Feel free to add your own.

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AYE

AYE

AYE

♾

If you would Thanos snap pedophiles out of existence without thinking twice about it say “AYE”!

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JIF! The CREATOR literally said it’s pronounced “jif” LOOK IT THE FUCK UP

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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I thought I had weird dreams 😂😂😂 I dreamt about a serial killer running around driving a bus with dead peoples feet hanging out the windows and I called him the Runner. Then he came at me with an axe and was wearing a scuba diver flipper as a mask. But seeing a grandma crawl on the ceiling and eats human hair is so much weirder 😂😂😂😂

I had a dream I was in a game where you are stuck in a room and the only objective was to hide. The room was white with nothing else in it aside from a closet. The closet door is locked. I only reached until level 2 before i woke up.

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where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

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As of June 5, 2019