chernozemm

[chernozemm]

gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

[chernozemm]

FULL VERSION👀

I swear, the cottage wives au is getting written, I have two witnesses…… but I can’t resist some art in the meantime

Ko-Fi

#let's bring miss Crowley back for a second round #enjoy some ineffable wives

[chernozemm]

so im stressed, therefore i have a tense jaw and grind my teeth, which makes me stressed and gives me headaches and bad sleep so i get a referral for physio but im so stressed that i postpone getting an appointment because i had to call on the phone and i hate calling on the phone and today i finally!! sit down!! to do it!!

and my referral is expired. 28 days. poof.

#i know its partially my fault but the other referrals last thee months????????? #how would i know?? #im so......ugh. im pretty bummed out one might say

[chernozemm]

heLLO!!! YOUR ART-!!!!!!!

how do you draw fat so beautifully???? i want to get better! your work makes me feral!!!!

hiii omg yes to getting better at art!!

uhMMMM God i always find any variation of this question super difficult to answer because there is no quick trick....its practice and studying references....

idk i guess ive simply been chubby ever since puberty hit so i am intimately aware of how a certain amount of fat sits on a body already? and honestly at some point i was like....okay i already stare at the mirror scrunching my nose at how my arm looks bigger and flabbier when i have it pressed against my body, might as fucking well learn something about it and use it in art.

its just a lot of observation and just really LOOKING at how fat folds work and not just assuming you know how they work. the other day i was mid-cuddle with my gf and i had an aha! moment about how breasts and those little chub bits at the apex of your armpit work together. my brain just does that in the bg i guess

but, for a concrete example. i wanted to draw aziraphale kind of tucking her chin to her chest. i know, from having looked at gifs and pictures, that this is what michael sheen's chin/neck does in that position:

do you see the V of his chin elongating up into the cheeks? and how there isnt really a visible jawline but fold of fat?

voila

its not a perfect replica, but my aziraphale isnt a perfect replica of michael sheen either, even if it is heavily based on him.

BOTTOM LINE (and a bit of a tangent): drawing fat is not easy a) bc a lot of reference material doesnt even cover it and b) because it is a personally loaded topic for some. but if there is ONE takeaway ive learned it's that: draw what you see. even if you think it looks cringe, even if you dont associate it with being attractive, even if you are insecure about it on your body. it gets easier.

look at that triple chin!!! by all accounts this is not a face we usually associate with erotica but ill be damned if this is not the face of someone really really into what they are doing right now. and thats attractive. so, draw the weird fat flaps and thrive <3

#myart #art tutorial #not really but ye

[chernozemm]

Hello tumblr user chernozemm. I am sending this ask simply because I think your art is amazing. It fills me with a certain kind of trans joy, truly- as a trans person myself I feel genuinely seen, even if in the smallest of ways. Thank you for putting your art out into the world.

Nothing else matters to me as much as this💜 a very trans hug coming your way

[chernozemm]

*spits out my drink* oh my, a fellow bulgarian who draws sexy GO 🫣

😌🇧🇬🏳️‍🌈 we exist and we are valid

#да не ме обадиш на нашите #сакън #!!

[chernozemm]

IM GOING INSANE… I Love how you draw fem aziraphale.. she is me!!! IM HER!! (The body type.. the expressions…. The goddamn.. unabashedly free expression of pleasure on her face…) I’m kissing her. Anyway I just wanted to say that I absolutely enjoy tf out of how you draw them. thank you <3 (hope you have a lovely day/night as well when you see this)

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ we love and appreciate butch aziraphale and anyone who sees themselves in her 😌

#ref

[chernozemm]

No question, just wanted to let you know I am absolutely feral for your art— the almost pained ecstasy in your smut is just 🤌🏻🔥 perfection. Thank you for sharing your work with us 💖

Ghhhhh thank you!!!! 🥺

#ref #keeping this 5ever #if it helps i also make myself feral w my art

[chernozemm]

Omg all of cottage wives!Crowleys piercings (especially their lip piercing)

i am so sad i couldnt include aziraphales nipple piercings in the last piece....what a shame

(i am, too, feral about her lip piercing, thank you, i feel seen)

[chernozemm]

It certainly looks similar, doesn't it?

FULL VERSION👀

I swear, the cottage wives au is getting written, I have two witnesses…… but I can’t resist some art in the meantime

Ko-Fi

#you have a good eye for detail #i can neither confirm nor deny it was intentional #nsft

[chernozemm]

FULL VERSION👀

I swear, the cottage wives au is getting written, I have two witnesses…… but I can’t resist some art in the meantime

Ko-Fi

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable wives #nsft #myart #cottage au

[chernozemm]

flawless (E) (36k) (FIN)

Aziraphale steadfastly reminded himself this was a good thing. It hurt like nothing had ever hurt before, but the silver lining was actually bright, and broad, and glistened like diamonds. If he focused on that light ahead, he might not even feel the chill of the rain where it continued to pummel him.

#is it time already??!

[chernozemm]

top five women?

drop their address while I'm packing the strap

#i may be a pillow princess by heart but i am a service top by choice

[chernozemm]

probably my favourite bit of the fandom's treatment of Crowley is the almost paganistic way of choosing the pronouns. you may generally go the easy route with he/him most prevalent in the show, but we all understand it's in the loosest way possible, barely attached to her presentation. he's a demon, c'mon. you need to feel out the vibes, look at the weather and the current state of affairs, it shall be revealed from the Energy around. he's such a nerd, they're more beautiful than the wine-dark sea, she's my wife. i want them upside down sleeping on the ceiling, she would lead men like sir John Franklin his Arctic expedition. on occasion it's a drawn out snake/hiss, other times a dark glasses grin emoji will suffice. don't even get me started on the Nanny, i dare not to utter the name without bowing down in reverence first. what a gift that keeps on giving

#Crowleys pronouns are pure vibes and theres no handbook

[chernozemm]

Hi darling~ I have a quick question about your Flawless chapter 4 art

Where do you live

I don't have a PO box yet but I'm so touched you want to send me something as a thank-you for my art❤️😌

#i shall be taking no further questions i feel like i saud what i had to say loud and clear 😊

[chernozemm]

top five men?

like in a row? or do i get breaks

#damn no wonder tops are hard to find #the standards are insane

[chernozemm]

A Guarantee and Not a Promise

A Good Omens Fic

But, God, it’s hard. It’s hard to be humble. It’s hard to stand here and remember that nothing is promised, that what he and Crowley have may be broken irrevocably. He just can’t seem to make himself believe it, not when Crowley’s love feels just the same as it always has.

E, 16k.

PWP post s2 self-indulgent fix it of sorts ft angels can sense love/demons can sense lust, and my contribution to the "Aziraphale uses his halo as a collar" conversation. Complete.

Mind the tags ✨

Art by @chernozemm! See the uncropped version here on ao3

#im so glad i drew this #it lent me the most wonderful friendship!!! #and you should a hundred percent read this you get feelings in your porn