Sydney: My three boyfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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Incorrect quote:
Store Worker: “Would a Mr. Jedidiah please come to the front desk?”
Jedidiah arriving at the desk: “Hello, is there a problem?”
Store worker: *points at Joshua and Yvonne*
“I believe they belong to you?”
Joshua and Yvonne: “We got lost :(”
Jedidiah: “I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-”
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Joshua: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Yvonne: Joshua, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Joshua: I was arrested for being too cool.
Sydney: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence
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[A text conversation between Sydney and Joshua]
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Jedidiah: So, did Tony get the Elden Ring?
Tony 1: No, he's scared of it
Jedidiah:
Jedidiah: Why would he be scared of it?
Tony 1: The monsters
(source)
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Jedidiah: So, what do you believe in?
Sydney: Self-love through allowing myself to be taken back into the earth from where I came.
Joshua: chupacabra
Sydney: chupacabra also
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Sydney: My three boyfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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Sydney: I’m sick and tired of being called ‘mortal’ like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Juniper: Oh, well of course me and Rowan, old chap, we had just a gay old time in the catacombs last night!
Joshua, confused: ...
Joshua, confused: So did you two kiss, or??
Juniper, Flustered: Pardon???
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*someone sneezes*
juniper : god bless the queen
camper : i think you're supposed to say god bless you
juniper : *judgemental stare* you're not the queen
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Sydney: We all have our demons.
Sydney, grabbing Adam: This one’s mine.
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Adam: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Adam: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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A note from Adam to Jedidiah:
"Dear Jedidiah, I hope you're not alive to read this. Every day my dad gives me poison to sneak into your thermos of soup. All I want for my birthday is the courage to finally kill you. He said your dad is an evil man and he's raising you to be the spawn of Satan. Love, Penis Anthony Doubineux. P.S. Go Bills."
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Tony 1: You expect us to believe a crazy story like that? pfft. What a joke.
Tony 2: C'mon honey, let's go back to spying on people through their microwaves.
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Mila and Juno: It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun
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