coreyjaechicken

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Despite quite literally being raised in academia I don’t seem to have the common sense to stay away from it

I know that academia is a shit show of politics and drama that reach levels high school movies can only aspire to

And yet I’m heading straight for it

I know very well that I will spend half my time hating everyone I work with and the other half researching something everyone already knows works but it has to be researched again because the last study on it is like three years old and no one will listen to a three year old study without recent research backing it

I’m never going into teaching though

Fuck that

I may be running straight into the mouth of the beast but I’m not dumb enough to set myself on fire first

Which is funny because that’s actually the part my mom didn’t hate, but it also didn’t pay

And also I don’t want to teach people

Mom might’ve enjoyed some aspects of it but I won’t

I can barely do a group project

I don’t want to teach a bunch of tired people who are all on the verge of a mental breakdown

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Thinking about college again

Now debating if it’s worth it to double major

Because a bachelors in biology would be great if I decide to get a P.H.D. in biology

But I really want to take the wildlife and fisheries degree

The second one is great for the job I want

But so would a P.H.D. in biology

Also there’s the money part

I should have enough, if I remember correctly how much money I have for college I have enough to pay for it twice

Thank you Halmoni

But is it worth it to double major

I have no clue

Good thing I have like two years before I have to deal with that

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I have a deep seated respect for pretty women who act dumb to get what they want from rich men

As someone who frequently does similar acts it’s kinda like watching a pro

It’s terrifying and awe inspiring

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Accurate

Very accurate

Mfs who've never owned chickens: "Can you believe chickens are dinosaurs? lol what a downgrade."

Chickens:

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I now have an ao3 account

#ao3 link #ao3

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I have a bad habit of confusing two specific medias with each other

Both are very popular, shit ton of seasons, tv show type media

I’ve never watched either, and never will watch them, I don’t like shows that drag things out

I know very little about them, anything I do know is because they’re popular and you just can’t avoid them

But I can’t keep them separate

I will look at something from one and be very confused because it contradicts something I know from the other show but I think is from this one

I literally at one point questioned how the show went from what I knew of the first season of one show to the later seasons of the other

I don’t know how similar the shows are

As I said I’ve never watched either

The shows are Supernatural and Stranger Things

#supernatural #stranger things #kill me #spn

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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My laptop just gave me a scare

See suddenly my laptop just suddenly shutdown

It opened once and then immediately shutdown again

I immediately assume I got some sort of virus while downloading movies

Then I think oh no is it because I changed my OS?

And then I realized what was wrong with it

See this Christmas I got a record player

I only have two usable plugs in my room, one is usually taken up by my iPad charger the other is generally either my laptop or my phone

Well since I always use my iPad that’s obviously plugged in and I have a new record player and I want to use that so that’s the other one and now where is that laptop charger going?

No where

My laptop didn’t get a virus my dumbass didn’t realize that it wasn’t plugged in

Well now I don’t have to reboot my laptop for that update…

#linux #linuxmint #record player #christmas #im stupid #battery charger

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Either tumblr broke or @that-0ne-loser-ky went absolutely haywire with the rebloging

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I am happy

I am laying down on my glow in the dark dinosaur rug, eating weird sour patch kids coal gummies, aimlessly doing things on my IPad, while listening to music on my new record player

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There's a lot of going on over the Christmas season - it's understandable to get overwhelmed. Happy holidays and take care of yourself <3

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I did everything

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I now have a USB filled with 20 pirated primarily gay movies

>:3

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Making a backup for my movies >:3

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Holy shit

I have 20 movies in a file

And I have a 128 GB USB

Those twenty movies and their subtitle files are only like 25 GB

Wtf

I can have so many movies

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Oh my god

So I was getting a movie and I looked at the release date and it was 2022

Which weirded me out since I couldn’t remember anything from 2022 so nothing should’ve happened during 2022

And I just looked it up

So much happened in 2022

And I remembered it all

But I’d just attributed it to 2021 or 2023

In my brain 2022 just never happened

#2022 just didn’t happen

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#linuxmint #linux #help #what am i doing #I just follow tutorials #and then get confused at them