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the entire roster: we have a great powerplay. no we don't. yes we do. no we don't. 💛

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David Pastrnak: I'm Pasta and that's short for Pastrnak

Zdeno Chara: I'm Zee and that's short for Zdeno

Torey Krug: I'm Torey and I'm short

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David Krejci: listen up, rookies. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the North Americans "Charlie" and all the Europeans "David."

Charlie Mcavoy: Charlie's actually my name!

David Krejci: then out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.

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Chris Wagner: Judge gave me two ankle bracelets, said it was the first time he ever had to do that.

Chris Wagner: Ya boy's a question on the bar exam

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Charlie McAvoy: your word is "bosky."

Anders Bjork: bosky... sounds a lot like broski, buddy, how do you spell broski?

Jake Debrusk: I don't know how to spell anything, buddy.

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David Krejci: I am the left brain, I am the left brain, I work really hard til my inevitable death brain. You got a job to do you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.

Jake Debrusk: I like Oreos and pussy, yes! In that order!

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David Krejci, holding two pieces of bread on either side of Jake DeBrusk’s head: what are you?

Jake DeBrusk, with no hesitation: a snack

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Charlie Mcavoy: Jake, we’re 1998, we’re tigers.

Jake Debrusk: I was born in '97.

Charlie Mcavoy: Then you were born 23 years ago.

Jake Debrusk: which would make me 22 because everyone is 10 for 2 years? Because 5th grade is really hard for everyone? Mom, how many lies have I been living?

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Chris Wagner: there’s something weird going on inside my head

Charlie Coyle: it’s called a thought

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Zdeno Chara: What was that?

Sean Kuraly: A box fell down the stairs

Zdeno Chara: That sounded a lot heavier than a box

Sean Kuraly: Danton was in the box

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Jake Debrusk: you call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go out and club some beavers?

Joakim Nordstrom: you don't really get nature, do you.

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Brandon Carlo: and for your information? I don't have an ego. My facebook picture is a landscape

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Tuukka Rask: drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.

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Brad Marchand: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like, "Look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing."

Zdeno Chara: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Matt Grzelcyk: God, give me patience.

Jeremy Lauzon: I think you mean give me strength.

Matt Grzelcyk: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

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Jake DeBrusk: I love saying dumb shit.

Jake DeBrusk: It fuels me.

Jake DeBrusk: I thrive off of my own stupidity.

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David Pastrnak: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.

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