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count-von-truscum · 3 years
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Surprise bitches. I'm alive.
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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I can offer big angry (gray) and small screamy (mixed) with a side of puppy.
Listen, bro, you've earned a special privilege. If i ever find a way, I'll show you my cats, for your eyes only.
SHOW ME
THE KITTIES
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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Pommersche is now stuck in my head for the next 48 hours. Thank you.
Fuck.
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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Another occasional update: I am now well over 1 year on T.
Peace.
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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More uplifting news during coronavirus outbreak ♥️
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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girls need to stop thinking it’s okay to touch another girl inappropriately just because they’re girls I had a girl go up to me and spank me and tell me I had a “fat ass” and I looked at her like she was fucking crazy On god I did not even know her name If it’s disrespectful for a man to do it it’s disrespectful for you to do it too??
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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Raymond Holt + chosen family
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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This is an actual quote by Amber Heard, ridiculing Johnny Depp after years of abusing him.
- “Tell the world Johnny, tell them... I Johnny Depp, a man, I'm a victim too of domestic violence... and see how many people believe or side with you. You're bigger and you're stronger... I was a 115lb woman... You're going to get up on the stand, Johnny, and say, ''she started it''? Really? Nobody will believe you.”
She fucking knew what she was doing. She knew people would side with her. She knew people would believe her.
She allowed it- he begged her to stop because his kids were being bullied and sent dead threats:
-“You've turned me into a... my boy goes to school and has kids go, so your f**king dad's a wife beater?”
But she refused. She tried to destroy his life and that of those around him.
Do not ignore this. Johnny Depp deserves to be heard. He deserves justice.
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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Asks, because why not?
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1. Name
2. Nationality
3. Age
4. Birthday
5. Zodiac sign (or your primal zodiac sign)
6. Gender
7. Sexuality
8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself)
9. What do you/did you study?
10. What's your current job like?/What job would you like to have?
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11. Your birth order
12. How many siblings do you have?
13. Do you have good relations with your family?
14. How many friends do you have?
15. Your relationship status
16. What do you look for in a SO?
17. Do you have a crush?
18. When did you have your first kiss?
19. Do you prefer serious and meaningful relationships or casual dating/one night stands?
20. What are your deal breakers?
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21. How was your day?
22. Favourite food & drink
23. What position do you sleep in?
24. What was your last dream about?
25. Your fears
26. Your dreams
27. Your goals
28. Any pets?
29. What are your hobbies?
30. Any cool places in your area?
31. What was your last awkward situation?
32. What is your last regret?
33. Language/s you can speak
34. Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.)
35. Have any quirks?
36. Your pet peeves
37. Ideal vacation
38. Any scars?
39. What does your last text message say?
40. Last 5 things from your search history
41. What's your [device] background?
42. What do you daydream about?
43. Describe your dream home
44. What's your religion/Your thought about religion
45. Your personality type
46. The most dangerous thing you've done
47. Are you happy with your current life?
48. Some things you've tried in your life
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49. What does your wardrobe consist of?
50. Favourite colour to wear?
51. How would you describe your style?
52. Are you happy with your current looks?
53. If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be?
54. Any tattoos or piercings?
55. Do you get complimented often?
56. Favourite aesthetic?
57. A popular trend that you dislike
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58. Songs you're currently obsessed with?
59. Song you normally wouldn't admit you like.
60. Favourite genre?
61. Favourite artist/band/genre?
62. Hated popular songs/artists?
63. Put your music on shuffle and list first 5
64. Can you sing or play any instruments?
65. Do you like karaoke?
66. Own any albums?
67. Do you listen to radio? What stations?
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68. Favourite movie/series?
69. Favourite genre of movies/books/etc
70. Your fictional crush/es
71. Which fictional character is you?
72. Are you a shipper? List your otps, if so
73. Favourite greek god?
74. A legend from where you live that you like
75. Do you like art? What's your favourite work or artist?
76. Can you share your other social media?
77. Favourite youtubers?
78. Favourite platform?
79. How much time do you spend on the internet?
80. What video games have you played? Which one's your favourite?
81. Your favourite books (manga also counts)
82. Do you play board/card games?
83. Have you ever been to a night marathon in cinema?
84. Favourite holiday
85. Are you into dramas?
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86. Would you use death note, if you had one?
87. What changes would you make in the world, no matter how impossible, if you had the power to?
88. Could you survive a zombie apocalypse?
89. If you had to be turned into a paranormal being, what would it be?
90. What would you want to happen to you after your death?
91. If you had to change your name, what would be your pick?
92. Who would you switch your life with for a week?
93. Pick an emoji to be your tattoo
94. Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true
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95. Cold or hot?
96. Be a hero or be a villain?
97. Sing everything you want to say or rhyme?
98. Shapeshifting or controlling time?
99. Be immortal or be immune to everything aside from natural death?
100. ..... or .....?
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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Legend of Zelda Drawings by Willowstration
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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gay_irl
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you’ve all seen cat no banana….. here’s cat no tablet pen
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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And went I went out if my way to debunk her bullshit, she just stopped replying altogether. Right @rad-bad-and-dangerous-to-know ? Remember?
I don't keep track on how often it happens, I've seen it a couple of times but I'm not as active as I used to be. But it happens and its awful.
terfs see a woman with a strong jawline and slightly masculine features and immediately try and figure out if they're a "real" woman and then get insulted when they can't find an article directly stating their birth sex
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.
SIR, PLEASE,
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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On more than one occasion I literally had to rip the food out if my customers hands because the cooks didn't do it correctly the first time and they were afraid to complain.
I had a customer who was allergic to mango ask me to tell the cook not to put mango in her food and then ask her repeatedly to let me take the food back to the kitchen and get it redone because there was mango in it "but she doesn't want to be rude."
If your order is wrong, if the cook fucked something up or whatever. Just ask us. We won't get mad. You won't be a Karen if you correct me on something that's actually my or my kitchens mistake.
You will be a Karen tho, if you make a mistake while ordering, and then blame me or my kitchen.
Just because someone is providing you a service doesn’t mean you need to accept whatever you’re given.
This whole “Don’t be a Karen thing” has gotten annoying, to the point where I’m overhearing people being shamed because they dared to ask for what they paid for and that’s “being a Karen.”
If your food is wrong and you ask politely for your correct order that is not being a Karen.
If you don’t like the color on your nails after your nail tech does one finger and you ask politely for a different one that is not being a Karen.
If you order something online and it’s damaged and you politely ask customer service for a refund that is not being a Karen.
If you hire a contractor and he did bad work so you ask him politely to fix it that’s not being a Karen.
Like what is it with people thinking that the only way to be a good customer is to just smile and accept anything? It’s not. If you paid for something then you deserve what you paid for, nothing more and nothing less.
If you demand more, you’re an entitled Karen. If you accept anything and everything less because “it’s rude” to ask for what you paid for then you’re a doormat Susan.
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count-von-truscum · 4 years
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Occasional update: I adopted a murderer.
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