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criminalshminds · 2 months
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JJ: Look, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of three. One, two, three...
Emily:
JJ:
JJ: See, now I'm disappointed in both of us.
Emily: Not me. I've never been prouder.
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criminalshminds · 2 months
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hey, that’s not nice. you guys better go apologize to Hotch or no recess for you tomorrow.
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criminalshminds · 2 months
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Reid: can we all just collectively agree to skip Valentine’s Day? 
Rossi: don’t ask me. 
Derek: we’re all bad at expressing our feelings, so, yeah, why not? 
Emily: if we did our jobs like we communicate our care for each other we would be fired and dead. 
Hotch: can you put that in writing for me? 
JJ: Valentine’s Day is a scam anyways. don’t get me started. it’s cute but… eh. 
*Penelope slowly backs away with arms full of Valentine’s Day cards, goodies, and flowers*
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criminalshminds · 2 months
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Derek : *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Spencer : *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Derek : God?!
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criminalshminds · 2 months
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emily: uh oh
jj: what?
emily: i see an angry husband heading our way
jj: yours or mine?
emily: does it matter?
jj: if it's mine, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's yours, we're dead
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criminalshminds · 2 months
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Finding Hope Chapter 6: A Flurry of Movement
Summary: Now that the team knows their secret, will it be smooth sailing, or will something come up along the way to break their hearts? Sequel to The Secret Union.
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Um, hi? I know it's been a LONG time, I have no excuse other than I kind of let life get in the way as well as my hyperfixation on the show has indeed left me for a bit. But, I'm back and I'm gonna be continuing this story! It will probably be slow uploads, but I'm determined to finish it like I promised. So without further ado, I give you chapter 6!
If you missed it, here is the first story:
The Secret Union
FF / AO3
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criminalshminds · 1 year
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Wow, hi it’s been ... a while.  IDK if anyone is still here from when I was last active, but if you are; hi how are you?
I’ll be real, I was in a really dark place for a while and stepped away from everything that wasn’t a book on my bookshelf.  CM became too dark for me for a while, but I’m out of that slump and want to become much more active again.  I gotta re-watch parts of the show to work on my fic, but I’ll get there if you’re willing to be a bit more patient with me.
If you’re still here and reading this, I love you all and more will come soon. <3
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criminalshminds · 2 years
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You want to leave, don’t you?
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criminalshminds · 2 years
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Luke *so in love*
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Garcia and Emily in Open Season-(2x21)
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criminalshminds · 2 years
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Emily: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Emily: I will not yield!
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criminalshminds · 2 years
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You'll regret this. || 04x18 - Omnivore
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the last time Haley hugged Aaron // the last time Aaron hugged Haley
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criminalshminds · 2 years
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Incorrect Criminal Minds
Spencer: Hey, Sorry I’m late. I broke down on the way here.
J.J: Oh no! Is your car okay?
Spencer: Car?
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criminalshminds · 2 years
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pov: your instagram but you’re dating aaron hotchner
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its(Y/L/N): eyebrows furrowed because he just got up from falling on his butt
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itspennyg: adorable!!! have fun, we miss you 💗
↳ its(Y/L/N): I MISS YOU MORE PG!! got you some cute stuff to add to your batcave ;)
e.prentiss: did you get a photo of hotch on his butt
↳ jenniferjareau: share it to the world aka us
↳ its(Y/L/N): he told me that he’d leave me in the mountains if i post it on here
↳ aaron_hotchner: please don’t betray me, sweetheart.
↳ spencer.reid: she just sent it to the group chat
↳ its(Y/L/N): literally fuck off spencer
↳ itspennyg: REID DON’T BE THE ICEBERG THAT MAKES THE SHIP SINK
↳ jenniferjareau: i feel like i have two adult children with spence and (Y/N) 😐
↳ aaron_hotchner: get your child here she’s sulking because i pushed her off her skis.
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criminalshminds · 2 years
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emily prentiss getting swallowed by black
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criminalshminds · 2 years
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If Hotch hadn’t known Emily faked her death.
Hotch: *punches Doyle in the face* That’s for murdering the love of my life!
Doyle: What the-
Emily: *hurries into the room* He’s talking about me! (Touched) I’m the love of your life?
Hotch: I don’t know; I’m still angry at you!
Doyle: Emily?! How did-
Hotch: *punches him again* And that’s for trying to murder my agents!
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