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GILF is love, GILF is life.

#mod cannoli #amen #gilf thoughts

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Imagine meeting daddy at a boring wedding and going with him to his hotel room (he came alone this time) so he can fuck his new baby girl for all night. She must be ready for not being able to walk for one entire day ‘cause he’d be railing her for all night

No open bar, barely passable food, and music not to your taste: the wedding reception was a snoozefest. And being there to support the bride (who was an old friend from high school) all by yourself didn't help. At least the ceremony was nice.

Just as you thought it'd be best if you grabbed your purse and called ot a night, an older man approached your table.

"Mind if I join you?" he asks. His voice is low and sultry--you can't help but look up and give him a once-over.

Now, this is one handsome stranger: he's tall, and his fitted suit shows off his muscular physique. His grey hair and beard give him a distinguished look that makes your heart skip a beat.

"Sure," you say, giving the man a smile. As he gets comfortable, you introduce yourself. He, in turn, introduces himself as Joseph Joestar.

The two of you don't stay long before ditching the reception for his hotel room. The door's barely closed before your hands, trembling with anticipation, spring for the buttons on his dress shirt. He goes for your clothes in turn. It's a relief as he peels them off and haphazardly flings them into a corner--you were starting to feel like your temperature had shot up past anything humanly possible.

In a flurry of kissed and desperate touches, the two of you make it over to the bed. Playfully, he lifts you up and lays you out on the pristine white sheets before climbing up. His face is right above your own, and you can't resist pulling him closer for another kiss.

When you break for air, your eyes meet. The air is electric, and you feel the current running along your skin. Every hair seems to stand on end. You can tell he feels it too from the glint in his deep green eyes.

You grab onto him to ground yourself as he enters you slowly, giving you time to adjust to his size. Neither of you try to stifle moans as he picks up the pace.

"Harder, harder!" you beg until the bed is creaking and the headboard is hitting the wall. You can't help but dig your nails into his back--works for him just fine though.

With Joseph pounding into your pussy while planting kisses on your neck and teasing your nipples, you're approaching the apex of pleasure. Lost in your wet sex, your moans, your nails--he's ascending right there with you.

You scream his name as he hits you with a thrust to your sweet spot powerful enough to send you careening over the edge. Joseph follows shortly behind, unable to resist your wildly pulsating walls.

Neither you nor Joseph are ready to call it quits after just one round. You tell him it's your turn to be on top, and he's happy to oblige. And that's just the start of your first wild night together.

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #sugar daddy oldseph #fem reader

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Hey! Think about daddy who is like 40 and you’re his baby girl who already has a son of idk 3 y/o and daddy loving on your son and spoiling the shit out of him only to see you happy.

I can totally imagine that when he grows up he gets all of Joseph’s personality traits and even a stand. Also I headcanon that one day this guy is fucking his girl in his room and after that joseph gives him advices on how to make girls cum, and the next time he says joseph that she came like a slut!

Pretty stupid idea but I saw this in a dream tonight hahaha

🥺

I just love Joseph being soft around kids. He loves Holly so much, so of course he would lavish his girl's son with love and attention. Her little guy might turn out to be quite the flirt, but she can be confident he'll grow up to be a great man.

And of course, Joseph has to teach him the ways of the world when it comes to sex. Especially how to use his Stand to give the ladies extra pleasure 😎

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #sugar daddy oldseph #fem reader #son of fem reader #inappropriate use of a stand

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Daddy hosting a little orgy in which his boys and girls can fuck whoever they want, but he gets to fuck them all for his bday!

Oldseph's place is basically the Playboy Mansion, but not scummy 👍🏼

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #sugar daddy oldseph #fem reader #masc reader #multiple partners

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God damn, Joseph turned 102 today.

Happy birthday, Joseph Joestar

#happy birthday to our king joseph joestar #tbh hes probably immortal #thus spoke mod birdie

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IMPORTANT: TUMBLR & FANFICTION

Alright kids, listen up because @staff have pulled off a corker of a hot mess and have decided to add "Community Labels". I guess they've decided we can't be trusted to add our own warnings and people can't make sensible choices with what they engage with.

But why does it matter to me?

Tumblr have made labels AN OPT IN SITUATION which means every single blog here is automatically set to hide any triggering content

If you want to continue to be able to access and read fanfiction PLEASE go into your settings and click "show" on at least the "Mature" and "Sexual Themes" labels!!

ALSO IOS USERS: there's an extra fun "Hide additional content" bit just to really try and block us from any hopes of success. Make sure you opt out of that too otherwise I think content will be blocked on the mobile app!

Attached to this post are screenshots from my settings so you guys know what to look for. I could only find it on my desktop settings and not on the mobile app (for now at least)

[I feel like I should add I don't want to sound like I'm pressuring anyone... if you don't want to see certain content obviously keep it hidden and protect yourselves BUT this post is mainly targeted at the horny little gremlins I write for who will be suddenly deeply confused when their smut supply is cut off]

#features #blog housekeeping #if you aren't seeing our posts just heads up that it might be an issue with this goofy site's new

[cult-of-oldseph]

yea dis old guy…

#happy birthday to our king joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie

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Since daddy’s birthday is approaching (and mine is two days later than him) he just takes the both of us to his favourite place for having a little party just for us with a lot of presents and sex, and later he has a party with close friends and family (here everyone accepted that oldseph is bisexual and has a boyfriend who is me lol, and surprisingly everyone in the family loves me!) and later he organizes my bday party with my friends. Talking about my bday since this year I’m turning 25 he just gives me a kiss and after sex (vers boy here so on my bday I got to fuck daddy!!) we just exchange presents for like 2 hours and later we fuck again!!

Cut to us disappearing for an hour from his bday party cause he was horny and we had a quickie! Same for my bday party hahaha

Cue me posting this on Joseph's birthday 🎂 And happy early birthday to you, Anon.

I think Daddy would absolutely love that your birthdays are so close together--gives you an excuse to celebrate together for an entire week! He gets to fuck you, you get to fuck him, and everyone wins.

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #sugar daddy oldseph #masc reader #oldseph #happy birthday to our king joseph joestar

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Today is Oldseph's birthday!! How are the two of you celebrating?

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #minors dni #happy birthday to our king joseph joestar #oldseph x reader #oldseph #old joseph joestar x reader

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Daddy’s letter🔥🔥🔥 so fucking hot!

Need a daddy in my life irl

Glad you liked it, Anon 💖

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #minors dni #sugar daddy oldseph #also big mood where are the amazing irl daddies 🤔

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Came back yesterday from my exchange period and feeling sad as fuck, the only thing that could help me is having daddy oldseph to cuddle me, go shopping because I need shopping therapy and then after a fantastic dinner in my city’s most exclusive restaurant I just need daddy to fuck me and be fucked by me (male reader here) and then fly me with his private jet wherever I want

Looks like Daddy sent a note home ahead of you to cheer you up! It smells like his cologne.

Baby,

I'm missing you like hell already. It's hard to focus on work when I know I won't be coming home to you after. Once this project wraps up, I'll fly out to you. It'll be a couple weeks, maybe a month at most--can't be away from you too long or I might just go crazy.

In the meantime, I'll be imagining wrapping my arms around you and holding you tight at night. And I can't deny I'll be thinking about your tight little boy pussy too. You know Daddy just can't resist.

Oh, and I sent a special credit card along with this note--I know you'll need a little retail therapy when you get lonely. My favorite boy deserves to be spoiled.

Until next time,

DADDY

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #sugar daddy oldseph #masc reader

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Daddy pounding my pussy so hard until my 3 y/o son comes crying in our room because of a bad dream and he’s just the softest in taking care of the baby, leaving me take a relaxing bath, after filling my pussy

Anon, this is both sexy and wholesome.

Oldseph is more than just a great partner--he's a great father too. He always makes your son laugh and smile, even after a scary nightmare. You can't help but melt at the sight.

Maybe more children are in your future?

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #oldseph #afab reader #dad oldseph

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Just woke up from a dream in which daddy made me the branch chied executive boss blah blah blah of his company’s japanese branch so he had another reason to come to Japan so he could fuck with his favourite boy😉

Ngl I’m in Japan now as an exchange student and I don’t wanna come back

Daddy says he's going to Japan on business, and that's not entirely untrue. But everyone knows he's just going to see you, his favorite boy toy.

I'm sure it's hard to come back from an exchange of you're enjoying it so much. But surely Daddy Joseph can make you feel better.

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #oldseph #sugar daddy oldseph #masc reader

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I would love to have daddy call me “his slut”🥹🥹

Big mood, Anon.

It's a great phrase inside and outside of the bedroom.

He'll say it when he grabs your ass in public. When you send him nudes because you're lonely. He'll whisper it into your ear when you're lounging around in sweatpants (though you won't be wearing them much longer).

And, of course, he'll say it when you moan from his touch, when you refuse to break a kiss, when you suck his cock the way he likes, when he hits your sweet spot and you beg to be filled with his cum.

Yeah, you're Daddy's little slut. And that suits you just fine.

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #oldseph #sugar daddy oldseph #daddy kink #gn reader #degredation kink

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This headcanon is from that new netflix with neil patrick harris but don’t remember the name:

You’re a 27 y/o male reader ready to marry your boyfriend who’s 35 but he cancels last minute the wedding and moves out from your house.

Sad as fuck, you go drink in your favourite high end rooftop and there you meet Joseph: 3 hours later he’s giving you the best cock of your life and now he’s your sugar daddy, ex boyfriend already forgotten!

Not sure what movie that is but damn. Canceling a wedding last-minute? Ouch.

You weren't looking to meet someone right after having your heart broken, but Joseph is irresistible! And sometimes, all you need is a little sexual healing. 😏

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #oldseph #sugar daddy oldseph #masc reader #daddy kink #age gap

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I’m a bi guy and I never had sex with a man but want to so it soo much, and I would love daddy oldseph to be my first time (and who knows second third and fourth time and so on)

Daddy would take such good care of you, especially since it's your first time with a man. He'd pamper you with foreplay, making sure you're good and ready for the main event. You might get a little nervous when you see the size of his cock. It's just so massive, and your hole just seems so tiny in comparison. But don't worry--he's lubed up and will take it slow, stretching you just right. And once you've had a little time to adjust, he'll set a pace you're comfortable with, perfectly hitting your pleasure button and being sure to pay ample attention to your own dick.

And once the both of you spiral into an almost spiritual climax, aftercare king Oldseph will be ready to pamper you all over again. The night ends with you falling asleep against his warm, muscular chest.

This might have to become a regular thing!

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #sugar daddy oldseph #masc reader #and hell if you wanna top #oldseph is down for that too

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Hey love, had an idea about daddy. Hope you like it!

So the thing is daddy fucking your female best friend, you shouldn’t know about this but one time when you go to her house you find her over a wall naked with daddy pounding her.

They feel so embarassed but after a second you don’t know what happend but you unclasp your bra, take off your panties and go kiss her, and later you kiss Jojo as well. After talking about this relationship based on sex and money you just tell them that you wanna join this, and daddy and your best friend start sucking on your boobs with daddy fingering your pussy as well. It goes on for like a few minutes when daddy starts licking your pussy and makes you come, only for him fucking you for hours later as you and your bff give him a little show of kissing, sucking pussies and basically whatever he asks for😉

Um YES?? I love this!!

The more the merrier in this situation, right? It might have been embarrassing to walk in on them, but it turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to you. Daddy has more than enough love and money to go around for one. And then you get the whole friends with benefits situation too? GodDAYUM.

- Birdie

#old joseph joestar #thus spoke mod birdie #old joseph joestar x reader #oldseph x reader #minors dni #sugar daddy oldseph #poly king joseph joestar #polyamory #fem reader