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Okay but imagine Yuuri retires from competitive figure skating at 27, and he decides to go back to college to become a teacher.

So this boy walks into class sporting the just-rolled-out-of-bed look with the sex hair and the big comfy sweater and the starbucks cup in one hand.

And you know, he’s enjoying his life, he makes friends in his program and on the weekends he helps his husband teach cute little kids how to skate and they have this cozy little house together in a nice neighbourhood. He probably has girls and guys falling for him left and right.

And then one day, Yuuri’s out with his friends, and they’re at a cafe or something.

And a group of girls comes up to them, and they’re all blushing and nudging each other saying “You talk first!”.

So Yuuri just turns this absolutely blinding smile on them and asks, “Autographs?”

The girls squeak, and nod furiously.

“Sure!” he says, reaching out for the notebooks they’re holding out for him to sign.

And about ten minutes later, after several selfies and autographs and a lot of gushing and squealing and “Please let Viktor know we’re looking forward to Yuratchka’s upcoming season,” the girls leave.

So Yuuri turns back to his friends, and they’re all just staring at him with wide eyes and gaping mouths.

Yuuri kinda wonders if there’s something on his face.

The first thing that comes out of anyone’s mouths is, “…who’s Viktor?”

And Yuuri’s kinda confused as he replies, “….my husband?”

“YOU’RE MARRIED!?!?!?!?” his friends all shriek.

Yuuri looks down at his hand to make sure his ring is still there. “Yeah?” he says, holding his hand up.

“I thought that was just a fashion statement!” one of the girls exclaims.

“Why did they want your autograph though?” asks another of his friends, and Yuuri just looks away sheepishly.

“I’m…uh….a retired competitive figure skater?” he asks, his voice going higher with embarrassment. “And I…uh…got 2 golds in the Grand Prix…and 2 golds in Worlds….and maybe a silver in Pyeongchang?”

His voice gets progressively quieter as his face gets even redder.

His friends are staring at him in horror and shocked disbelief now.

And he thinks he might as well get it all out now.

“And…my husband might be the most decorated athlete in figure skating history?”

Fics based on this post:

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A Prince in Disguise by lourthor (@kurtdontcurr)

A Real Life Cinnamon Roll by Seito (@seitosokusha)

And the answer is… by nessiesaur

anonymous by eu_nao_sou_um_chapeu (@eu-nao-sou-um-chapeu)

Comfort Zone by BertholdvonMoosburg

Did I Forget to Mention… by nevereverever

Ethical Dilemmas in Sports Psychology: When Googling Your Friend Gets Weird by Adrianners (@adrianners)

How do you not know? by missykristy

icebreaker by Cesare

It’s like some surprisingly inclusive and irritatingly sugar-coated rom-com by RocioWrites (@rocioandthatsall)

Long time no see by ddugeun (@chukichi)

My Fun Fact Is: by stillmadaboutpetra

New Friends by viktuuri (@softvictory)

Now I Know by CassidyMoffett (@sweettigerotakureviews​)

Of College Classes and Googling Friends by IceIceSkaters

Outed By Victuuri Smut by Anonymous

Storytime: Celebrity Blindness by likestoimagine (@likestoimagine16)

Tale of the Russian Punk and the Japanese Cinnamon Roll by JamieAvenBell

The Internet Exists for a Reason by tomorrowsdreams

The Moment of Truth by little_miss_laughs_alot

The Secret Life of Professor Katsuki by FreakingOutGirl

This is Why You Google People by StarlightPhoenix (@cleverlittlejay)

Trivia Night by RinaRose (@marina-and-the-fandoms)

Wait, What? by @realisticallycynical 

Yuuri Katsuki-Induced Feels by @i-w-p-chan

~If you want to officially gift your work to me, my AO3/FFN penname is SkyGem!~

Tumblr posts/additions for this post:

Hilarious addition by @p3hero​

Comic by @lauravian

On why Yuuri’s friends don’t know about Viktor by @blindiemac

Retirement au: Yura edition

Retirement au: Viktor edition by @rocioandthatsall

Translations of this post:

Italian by @randomwalksoul

#yoi #yuri on ice #Reblogging so I can find the list later

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phone scribble of the pathetic

#Death note #l lawliet #silly #I'll call Light and Misa because they have the right to see his stuck ass after he stuck them both in isolation for 50+ days #despite having proof of their innocence. #That they were actually guilty is another matter entirely #And so I'll call Light and Misa and Beyond and even Near and Mello #A fun get together where everyone eats desserts in front of the dryer (and L) ✨

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#death note #light yagami

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#Death note #My choice is Beyond #L is their top earner and star alumni #Near Mello and Matt are their future top earners and current star students #Roger? No one will buy him even if Wammy paid them #The only choice is Beyond #He's the one who caused the financial crisis actually #They pay one direction to take him. Beyond stays normal for the hot minute it takes for them to take him home #He's returned the next day covered in blood and strawberry jam #One Direction offers to pay Wammy double to return Beyond back #Unfortunately for them Wammy says “No Take Backs” #Beyond crawls outside L's window Dracula style that night #Or so he thinks. It's now Roger's room lol #Sorry for the short story in tags. I'm high on weekend fuel. It's weekend. So have some chaos lol

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#Death note #lawlight #l lawliet

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Another Death Note AU I love to think about: Fem!Light x Male!L.

I adore these two in any form, but the potential of this dynamic in particular had me thinking plots that had my brain noodles excited since way back when I was in the middle of writing Time Speaks.

Now, L's gender wouldn't change anything about him, not really, but Light? Oh, it would be a whole new act for her to put on. And with L still male, it ensures it's not just a repeat of canon, but a whole new exploration of their characters, their dynamic, and the world they live in.

So in this AU, we have a Light Yagami who grew up in a society that told her she was lesser. That implied her gender was predictive of her place and abilities. But she wouldn't actually have a lot of anger about her gender I feel, since that goes against her natural feelings of superiority based on her intellect, so she'd just see it as the world being wrong as usual (rotten, if you will). She would look down on men for how easy they were to manipulate; not that anyone else would ever see these thoughts. Except Sayu, who Light raises with care.

Now, while said world would make it harder for her to rise up, Light is someone who gets what she wants and thrives on a challenge. She would use gender as her stepping stone, playing the "good girl" role to perfection.

And she'd be so very good at it. A much better manipulator than male Light.

Now, when she gets the Death Note, the story goes about the same at the start because Light Yagami is Light Yagami regardless.

Then in comes L, the first person who bested her, the first person she hates, and the plot changes. L is the only person, the only man, who looks at her and sees Kira. The only man who is deadpanned and blank to her "good girl" act and meets her provocation for provocation. Infuriating her every time they meet simply by being as smart as she is. By looking at her pointedly crossed arms, at her 'casual' forward-leaning posture, at her inviting smile--and blandly asking if her back hurts like his sometimes does.

How dare he.

How dare he see and value and fear her for her intelligence? He is certain she is Kira despite how aghast every other man and woman in her life is about the very idea of it.

They call L mad. Sexist. He ignores them and insists he's right, that no one else could be Kira but Light. That she's perfect.

And Light? She hates him for seeing through her. He scares her right back.

But she also can't stop herself from craving the acknowledgement.

The game between them would be so different and yet just as complicated this time, because while the two of them don't care about gender, they know this about each other, the rest of the world is not at their level and can't stop their bias about it. And Light uses that to her advantage; Kira will use any shield.

While L will do his best to strip her bare of all her lies.

So Light plays with the world's perceptions of womanhood in her war against L, using her 'weak' gender and 'need for protection' to manipulate the police against him. While L continues to pursue his Kira with a single-minded focus and certainty. He knows it's her.

But now he has to work even harder to prove it because no one is willing to listen to him. He has no proof, and in this universe, that means a lot more to the task force.

Light is smug about this, internally of course. She sweetly tells him to give up and start looking for the 'real' Kira.

L blinks at her and says he'll give up when she stops being a serial killer.

Light hates him.

But she also can't stop thinking about him. She can't stop revelling in how he sees her like no one else was ever willing to. And she eventually decides that she'll get him to give into her too, like she's gotten everyone else in her life. She'll make him admit he wants her, too. That he's human just like they all are, that he has feelings. (Just like she does).

She'll give him her attention in a way no one else has ever deserved. And L better appreciate it.

And after that? She'll kill him, of course.

She's Kira. She's pitiless. She plays to win.

But she might as well...enjoy L while he's here.

He's the only one she'd ever want to have in that way.

As for L? Well he's more than willing to play along, in any and all ways Light wants. He's seen her from the start, seen Kira behind her sweet smile, and he's entranced by her as always. He'd want her in any form, and gender is just one more tool of the brilliant mind he'll always be obsessed with, in any universe.

And he's absolutely thrilled at this game.

So, yeah!! I love this AU and one day, I'll write it, but for now thank you to the amazing artist @thanatelle who inspired these current thoughts! His work is so good <3

Fem!Light and Male!L are so very fun.

#death note #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #Go Light! Stab L with those spoons! #I love this snippet #They're both such petty chaotic gremlins #L poking where it hurts emotionally (not) and Light poking back (with a spoon lol) #Plus! The Task Force confused! #Where's Soichiro in all this? Probably back home because his blood pressure couldn't take these two scattering dog food everywhere at office #L choosing spoons according to physics lol #Or does he? Is it just to pick on Light that he's making things up? #Don't worry L. Light won't stab you for real. Probably. Spoons don't hurt that much anyways right?

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#death note #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #fem!light #Oh to be in L's place #Yes L will probably die but he has no regrets lmao #No wait. Probably one (1) regret. He should have gotten more icing on himself. #You go Light! Go mess with L! 💕 #Thanks for the food OP!

[darkkbluee]

Another Death Note AU I love to think about: Fem!Light x Male!L.

I adore these two in any form, but the potential of this dynamic in particular had me thinking plots that had my brain noodles excited since way back when I was in the middle of writing Time Speaks.

Now, L's gender wouldn't change anything about him, not really, but Light? Oh, it would be a whole new act for her to put on. And with L still male, it ensures it's not just a repeat of canon, but a whole new exploration of their characters, their dynamic, and the world they live in.

So in this AU, we have a Light Yagami who grew up in a society that told her she was lesser. That implied her gender was predictive of her place and abilities. But she wouldn't actually have a lot of anger about her gender I feel, since that goes against her natural feelings of superiority based on her intellect, so she'd just see it as the world being wrong as usual (rotten, if you will). She would look down on men for how easy they were to manipulate; not that anyone else would ever see these thoughts. Except Sayu, who Light raises with care.

Now, while said world would make it harder for her to rise up, Light is someone who gets what she wants and thrives on a challenge. She would use gender as her stepping stone, playing the "good girl" role to perfection.

And she'd be so very good at it. A much better manipulator than male Light.

Now, when she gets the Death Note, the story goes about the same at the start because Light Yagami is Light Yagami regardless.

Then in comes L, the first person who bested her, the first person she hates, and the plot changes. L is the only person, the only man, who looks at her and sees Kira. The only man who is deadpanned and blank to her "good girl" act and meets her provocation for provocation. Infuriating her every time they meet simply by being as smart as she is. By looking at her pointedly crossed arms, at her 'casual' forward-leaning posture, at her inviting smile--and blandly asking if her back hurts like his sometimes does.

How dare he.

How dare he see and value and fear her for her intelligence? He is certain she is Kira despite how aghast every other man and woman in her life is about the very idea of it.

They call L mad. Sexist. He ignores them and insists he's right, that no one else could be Kira but Light. That she's perfect.

And Light? She hates him for seeing through her. He scares her right back.

But she also can't stop herself from craving the acknowledgement.

The game between them would be so different and yet just as complicated this time, because while the two of them don't care about gender, they know this about each other, the rest of the world is not at their level and can't stop their bias about it. And Light uses that to her advantage; Kira will use any shield.

While L will do his best to strip her bare of all her lies.

So Light plays with the world's perceptions of womanhood in her war against L, using her 'weak' gender and 'need for protection' to manipulate the police against him. While L continues to pursue his Kira with a single-minded focus and certainty. He knows it's her.

But now he has to work even harder to prove it because no one is willing to listen to him. He has no proof, and in this universe, that means a lot more to the task force.

Light is smug about this, internally of course. She sweetly tells him to give up and start looking for the 'real' Kira.

L blinks at her and says he'll give up when she stops being a serial killer.

Light hates him.

But she also can't stop thinking about him. She can't stop revelling in how he sees her like no one else was ever willing to. And she eventually decides that she'll get him to give into her too, like she's gotten everyone else in her life. She'll make him admit he wants her, too. That he's human just like they all are, that he has feelings. (Just like she does).

She'll give him her attention in a way no one else has ever deserved. And L better appreciate it.

And after that? She'll kill him, of course.

She's Kira. She's pitiless. She plays to win.

But she might as well...enjoy L while he's here.

He's the only one she'd ever want to have in that way.

As for L? Well he's more than willing to play along, in any and all ways Light wants. He's seen her from the start, seen Kira behind her sweet smile, and he's entranced by her as always. He'd want her in any form, and gender is just one more tool of the brilliant mind he'll always be obsessed with, in any universe.

And he's absolutely thrilled at this game.

So, yeah!! I love this AU and one day, I'll write it, but for now thank you to the amazing artist @thanatelle who inspired these current thoughts! His work is so good <3

Fem!Light and Male!L are so very fun.

#death note #lawlight #Fem!Light Yagami #You're so right #Their end goal doesn't change but the way there sure does #And I love it #How do you nail Fem!Light so accurately? How?! #Can I maybe bribe you for more on this? A snippet more headcanons more AUs? #Do you accept bribes? In what form? Waiting urgently for an answer ♥ #And and and-! I remember L in time speaks talking about maybe he should have gone the 'I like you' route instead of 'you're my first friend' #And that maybe that would have changed things enough to give them a happy ending in their original life itself #So then! Then! Would this AU too have a high possibility of a Lawlight 'and they lived happily ever after. Unfortunately for everyone else' #Gah! Female!Light and Male!L has so many possibilities. I love it ♥ #No seriously. Do you take bribes 😭? Please tell me more 🙏

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BYEEEE

#figure skating #ilia malinin #relevant more than ever #The unfortunate truth #Healthcare in usa more unaffordable than Healthcare in third world countries #So tldr; usa should give everyone free healthcare so Ilia can keep skating

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fine. rewatching the death note anime

#death note #light yagami #Advertisment model Light Yagami #He joined Misa in modeling #Because Kira needs funds too #That To-Oh education didn't come cheap

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gekkan shoujo uriel-chan doing what she does best!!!

(based on the tomoda!!! scene from gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun)

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #joongdok #uriel orv #abyssal black flame dragon #demon like judge of fire #kdj #yjh #Uriel gets it! Go Uriel! I support you (and your ship and your fix-it fancomic)

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I saw someone in my tags waiting for an Adam backflip gif...I GOT U FAM.

#figure skating #adam siao him fa #worlds 2024 #for those not following along at home: this is an illegal move. he LOST points for doing this. #but he was in 19th place and had approximately zero chance of winning a medal anyway at that point so fuck it. #SEVERAL HOURS LATER: BRONZE MEDALIST ADAM SIAO HIM FA #<-prev tags true #Biggest comeback of the year #Adam “I'll be back” him fa #The terminator would be jealous of the speed of that comeback lmao

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Adam on the podium. From what? 19th to 3rd at least. This should be a record of jumping standings smh. Damn.

#figure skating #adam siao him fa

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Woah, that was an amazing skate by Adam. Would've loved to see him performing in the final group. Alas.

Here's hoping this is enough to push Adam to top 5. Because I doubt anyone can even get near those scores except Shoma, Yuma, and *disappointed sigh* Illia. Maybe Kao, if he skates clean.

#figure skating #adam siao him fa

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the Interview with The Vampire program just won gold in Worlds 2024

Congratulations 🎉🥳

They won in their home turf and she became the oldest World medalist

#figure skating #World's 2024 #deanna stellato dudek #maxime deschamps #Youtube #It was an amazing performance ♥

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KAORI SAKAMOTO 3X REPEAT WORLD CHAMPION

photo cr. Mao Yanzheng

Kaori is the first woman to have be 3peat world champion since the legend Peggy Flemming in 1968.

#figure skating #kaori sakamoto #Figure skating worlds 2024 #It was a fun watch! Podium could've gone to anyone in the final group #Kaori won tho! 3peat is an achievement ♥ #Lots of those going around this season #Deanna Stellato-dudek being winning a gold at 40 and being the oldest woman in any figure skating discipline to do so #And now Kaori doing a 3peat gold #No matter how the men's free goes I'm satisfied now

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Someone draw this as lawlight 

#death note #lawlight #saucy shenanigans #light yagami #l lawliet #fancomic #art by op