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okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

#star wars #ahsoka: do you think you're my brother in every universe? #anakin: i wasn't even your brother in this one. #😃😃😃

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I love Mando’s vibe. Imagine some guy rolling up to your shop in a beat up honda civic. He steps out wearing an armani suit. He opens his wallet and offers you two dollars to fix his car.

#star wars #the mandolarian

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i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

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Y2kunt darth maul going to the club with the gals (gn). He was 22 in sw1, he should've been at the club

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Process below (and a quick recap of all the other people in the room (+ rambling because it's my favorite thing to do gkgkflflk)) vvv

Do I think Maul would have a friend group ? No. But it's time to open our hearts and and free ourselves from the shackles of common sense.

Anyway starting from the left, the togruta woman was a design I created nearly... 3 years ago ?? In my first fanart for the fic serie "how to..." (I think I named her Narla).

In the bg is my sw barbie ! In hommage to someone who said on my last maul drawing "I think Maul deserves barbie as a friend" (something along those lines-) and I think they are right so here she is !

And the last person is... The death stick guy from the second film gkgkfkoffk I could not resist not including him idkw. He seems to enjoy going to the club ? That's enough for me ! (Don't think of the timeline, for the love of god nobody think of the timeline-)

When I was doing sketches for this, I thought about one crutial detail I could not comprehensively include in the final image, so here it is : Maul and my togruta lady chose each other's outfits. He picked something he thought looked cool, she picked pink.

PS : the longer I was working on this piece the more Darth Maul was looking like a mean lesbian lhlgkgofok anyway if you want to interpret this image as trans mean lesbian Maul I won't stop you <3 (join me and my evil advisor in this delightful vision)

PSS : my only exposure to maul was though sw1, and half of the book 'maul lockdown' (that I remember nothing about-). I barely know this man, he is just the weird guy from sw I like to draw. (I obviously know other things about him, but only through fandom(tumblr))

#this might just be the most important piece of fanart on the planet #star wars #darth maul

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No one gave darth maul enough credit for being THE professional hater. He was a career man

#facts 💯 #darth maul #star wars

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the aldani heist” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yea whatever i don’t feel shit 

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw clem pocket a kyber crystal

my buddy nemik pacing: oppression is the mask of fear

#real

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listening to john williams star wars soundtracks and just sobbing. average wednesday night behaviors. give me an apple and i'll be normal again maybe

#star wars #john williams #star wars music

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I love Maul, he is fascinatingly adept at eviscerating people. There should be more books like Maul lockdown.

#too true! !! #love you maul!! 🥰😘🤗 #darth maul #star wars

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finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

#FOR REAL #star wars #darth vader #anakin skywalker

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Maul art by Sebastian Piriz.

#star wars #darth maul

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crawling out of august covered in blood

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i think its verrry weird how you started posting nsfw posts and reblogging porn the minute you turned 18 idk

I hate to be the one to tell you this but I have been actively extremely horny since I hit puberty when I was like twelve years old. Human development does not work like "absolutely zero impure thoughts until you reach the designated legal sex age, where you have until 25 to finally learn what a boob is, and then 25+ you're allowed to have consensual sex 😊 because 19-25-year-olds are basically minors". I also can tell that the underlying idea in this ask is that I, and anyone who begins posting nsfw when they turn 18, was somehow "groomed" into it, when the fact of the matter is that I have been very naturally gay horny for years and waited until I was 18 to explicitly post about it because THAT'S how you keep yourself safe. You don't pretend to be a delicate sexless angel with the mind of a five-year-old who's never heard what sex is just because you're seventeen. I am a human being with sexual thoughts and I'm now a legal adult who is allowed to post about them. Realize that there is a difference between external adults "waiting until she's 18" and someone waiting until they themselves are 18 so they can go out and buy porn, which they've wanted to buy for years.

This is an extremely reductive, reactionary, infantilizing, and conservative way to speak to me. Don't even pretend you have progressive sexual politics if you think like this. Fuck yourself I'm so serious. No one ever speak to me this way again

#THIS THIS THIS ALL OF THIS

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Oh you’re a starwars fan? What’s Nute Gunray’s favorite meal?

You know jack shit about organizing a business party for the trade federation, you don’t even know what to serve. You’re honestly pathetic.

#star wars

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#me running this blog rn #LOLZ

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rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat

#star wars #darth maul #maul says acab

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#lego leia my beloved 😍😍 #also hiii omg i'm still alive!!! #star wars #leia organa

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#star wars #anakin skywalker #words cannot describe how much this makes me wanna kidnap anni-poo #god #its just so good #the composition? immaculate