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Okay so like I saw this tweet and I have to ramble.
Because ngl I have been thinking this whole time that we're gonna get MAYBE a whole episode dedicated to their backstory. A SINGLE episode. Maybe not even that. But like...if this is legit...and there really are gonna be 5 WHOLE FRIGGIN EPISODES dedicated to their backstory that makes me wonder...what the ever loving FUCK happened?!
Because like...the first season was 8 episodes. THE ARC OF THEIR BACKSTORY ALONE IS APPARENTLY GOING TO BE OVER HALF A SEASON'S WORTH OF CONTENT. Now, okay, season 2 might be longer than season 1, but the point still stands! And ngl...this makes all the theories thus far seem like...not enough. Like...the average falling out theory would take MAYBE an episode to cover, but 5 whole episodes? No way. Like for fuck's sake I've been imagining it covered in a single fucking musical number!
And suddenly my brain is like...just how big was this? Because now it's starting to feel like something BIG went down...like...even bigger than just the two of them and their relationship big. Like their relationship might have just been collateral fucking damage in the grand the scheme of what happened.
Wander is Peace Sign by the Front Bottoms coded and no I will not be taking criticism on this OBJECTIVE FACT, or elaborating because the reasoning should be OBVIOUS
Amity was going to be an exchange student to the human realm? Sasha was going to have glowing green eyes? Sprig was going to be voiced by Thurop Van Orman? there was a Beverly Hills Chihuahua show??
JUST WATCHED THE LEAKED WOY PILOT!!!!!!!! It was, as I expected, literally just the first episode with some minor changes. Sylvia, Peepers and Hater all sounded slightly different(despite having the same VAs as in the actual show), the designs were all slightly(or in Sylvia's case INCREDIBLY) different, etc etc. Wander and Hater's personalities stayed mostly the same from pilot to show, but Peepers had like. A different energy that's really hard to describe, and Sylvia was an ENTIRELY different person omg- she was so much more anxious and unwilling to fight in the pilot damn. The sound design was also pretty different. I also like King Bingleborp a lot more in the pilot- Idk why he just has a better vibe.
Anyways PILOT DEATHGLARE SCREENSHOTS YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry you KNOW Katie also racist in addition to the homophobia like the ultimate Karen. She'd totally argue some nonsensical "It's Hell we speak ENGLISH here" to Val and I know his wonderfully petty ass would from then on exclusively speak Spanish around her and with Vox (he's gotta have every translator installed in his head, best way to reach every market and sell to them) just to piss her off. You just know she wants to call the police on him so bad and he stays unbothered by her white nonsense. I'm here for Val-Katie beef lmaoooo we can finally root for Valentino.
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HELP LMAOOOO he would do this, fanon val and katie beef is real. I find it funny how he enlists the help of another white person for this
concept of katie killjoy having sold her soul to vox because she thought he was an honourable Straight Man and low-key had a thing for him but then later found out he was one of the QUEERS but it was already too late by then
she thinks valentino turned him gay (only because he's more openly queer and it was more obvious with him than vox)
Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench both having sold their souls to Vox because they had a thing for him. Both thought he was straight, Tom's just like that.
Katie having a different broadcast partner originally and Vox switching Tom to her partner after she made some low-key homophobic comment just to piss her off.
Tom Trench being less interested in Vox when he gets outed because he was really only interested in the fantasy of his dick being good enough to turn the straight man gay, if he's already queer then what's the point?
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HEEEELP LMAOOO NOT TOM TOO JSDKJSDGKKSL this is real though