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I hope Elon Musk doesn’t get involved in any major scandals.

I bet Elon-gate would go on forever!

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REBLOG IF YOU ACCEPT THOSE WITH DISABILITIES

I want some new accepting mutuals

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My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom.

It looked like somebody dyed in there.

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😂 🤣

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Font end vs back end

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I don’t like the term “anal bleaching”.

I prefer “changing your ring tone”.

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😂 🤣

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I hate it when people make Lord Of The Rings or Hobbit references in conversation,so please stop it ok

My precious

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#funny seaside postcards #country music #country and western #johnny cash #folsom #folsom prison blues

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I got fired from my job as a taxi driver...

It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile

#funny jokes #taxi joke #funny seaside postcards #taxi #extra mile #customer service

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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A: a rip off

#lame jokes #funny

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Three words to ruin a man's ego...?

"Is it in?"

#funny jokes #funny seaside postcards #dad jokes

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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

#lame jokes #dad jokes #funny jokes

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What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

#lame jokes #bad jokes #dad jokes #funny seaside postcards

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#badjokefriday

How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb?

– Just Juan...😌

#funny jokes #fun #funny seaside postcards #laugh #laghter

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If someone called me rocket man I'd let it go over my head

#joke #funny #funny seaside postcards #funny jokes