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cody: i don't need to go to bed. i'm not tired, i'll be fine. i need to finish this.

obi-wan, who had finished his flimsiwork while cody had been training: but, darling, i'll be so lonely without you. come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again. :(

cody: o-oh. are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

obi-wan: is it working?

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cody, eyebrows furrowing: what are you... don't tell me you're giving up tea for caf now.

obi-wan, chuckling: well, no dear, i merely noticed you seemed to enjoy it more, so I thought we'd have this today.

cody: .. you noticed?

obi-wan: of course, cody. i always pay attention to what you like.

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cody, standing up: i think i just figured something out. i got to go.

obi-wan: aren't you forgetting something, dear?

cody: uuh...

cody hesitantly kisses obi-wans cheek before running out.

obi-wan:

obi-wan: n-no, cody, your helmet—!

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cody: general, i was wondering... what if we went to dinner– not as friends this time?

obi-wan : i do think we'd make dreadful enemies, dear one, if that's what you're implying.

cody :

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cody, scrolling on his datapad mindlessly: did you know you can't hum while holding your nose?

obi-wan: dear, why were you holding your nose?

anakin, butting in: i bet he couldn't!

cody:

cody: i was set up for failure.

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obi-wan: you're staring at me again, dear.

cody, clearing his throat and raising an eyebrow: and you're speaking to me. is there a problem with that?

obi-wan: no, no problem at all. in fact, i rather enjoy it.

cody: oh!

cody:

cody: 👁️👁️

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obi-wan: i like the way you look at the stars..

cody: why is that?

obi-wan, looking down ever so bashfully, only to look back at cody: because, i've come to realise; it's the same way you look at me.

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cody: and, i brought you your favorite tea.

obi-wan, chuckling: you know me so well, my dear. it's almost like we're married or something.

cody:

cody, raising an eyebrow: we are.

obi-wan: ah! even better.

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obi-wan: cody, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

cody, naked in obi-wan's bed: no, i absolutely do not.

obi-wan, already taking off his clothes: ah... me neither.

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obi-wan: i don’t do relationships. no attachments. not like that. it isn't the jedi way.

cody, existing:

obi-wan: ah.. shit.

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obi-wan: cody, dear, have you been using my datapad at all recently?

cody: what? no, why would you think that?

obi-wan: because my calendar is filled with "mandatory cuddle sessions"? and i don't remember putting those there..

cody:

obi-wan:

cody: see, they're all scheduled at bedtime–

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waxer: what's wrong with the commander? he's been staring at the ground for like....an hour now?

wooley: he's just a little overwhelmed.

waxer: why?

wooley: general kenobi smiled at him. :)

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obi-wan, pointing politely: may i sit there?

cody: .. that's my lap.

obi-wan : that doesn't answer my question, cody.

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obi-wan : hello, dear, i’m getting in the shower. would you like to help me out?

cody: ..have you never taken a shower before?

obi-wan:

obi-wan: cody–

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obi-wan: oh.. dear, you don't happen to have any shaving cream, do you?

cody: no, i don't like the way that it tastes.

obiwan:

obi-wan: you... eat, shaving cream?

cody, frowning: why would i eat it if i don't like the taste.

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cody: did it hurt when you fell-

obi-wan: from heaven? cody, dear, i didn’t think you were such a flirt-

cody: no.. i meant when you fell down the stairs.

obi-wan: ...

cody: you just laid there for 15 minutes.

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cody, finally coming to a stop before obi-wan: made it. sorry i'm late, general.

obi-wan: .. no worries, cody. what took you so long? you look rather.. tired.

cody, still catching his breath: just a bit of... extra exercise, sir. thought i'd take the scenic route.

obi-wan, raising an eyebrow: scenic route?

cody: yes, you know, stairs are good for the... um, soul.

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