dirtymichael

[dirtymichael]

Hey tumblr why is it when I report an ad no matter what you keep showing me that ad. Several times have I seen those horrific animated feet ads where a woman has maggots, boils, and shit on her foot. I don't want to see it!?

[dirtymichael]

Lucy is here to be everyone's problem!

#art #sketch #original character #oc

[dirtymichael]

a teeny tiny lil mushroom house

#art #sketch #mushroom

[dirtymichael]

Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you're nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.

This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.

[dirtymichael]

More lucy screw!

Don't ask me where she gets these jumpers

#art #digital art #jumper #sweater #oc #original character

[dirtymichael]

yes

[dirtymichael]

just layin on the floor, pondering life

#art #digital art #oc #oc art #original character

[dirtymichael]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[dirtymichael]

I finally made an actual OC!

I call her Lucy Screw!

#art #digital art #oc #oc art #original character #lucy screw #cute #helmet

[dirtymichael]

[dirtymichael]

It's generally true that institutions don't make rules prohibiting things that nobody is doing (i.e., the existence of the prohibition demonstrates the existence of whatever it's prohibiting), but then I think about the moral panic back in the 1980s where people genuinely thought that shitty movies about white dudes dressing up in ninja costumes were teaching children to be ninja assassins, and passed a bunch of laws banning "ninja weapons" for which their only source of knowledge were those selfsame movies, with the result that, to this day, many jurisdictions have laws on the books prohibiting weapons which do not exist, and I reflect that every principle has exceptions.

[dirtymichael]

can this elevator go any faster

[dirtymichael]

hi welcome to my perfectly Normal gym nothing abNormal to see here :]

[dirtymichael]

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, this needs to be dragged out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Edit: Changed the wording of the post and decided to put in a reminder that this extends to refusing to believe in bogus call-out posts for frankly minuscule thinks such as being horny or kinky, especially if the target is presenting in an ‘unconventional’ manner, (therians, etc.) this double standard where it is seen as ‘degenerate’ for transfemmes to merely exist in certain spaces, yet everyone else is fine to do so is disgusting and part of the reason for the backlash.

PUTTING TERFS DNI IS NOT THE BE ALL AND END ALL, YOU GENUINELY HAVE TO PUT YOUR MORALS OF BEING RESPECTFUL INTO PRACTICE.

[dirtymichael]

i will never get tired of pees'lubn's breakdown in spirit of justice

heavy metal monk jesus just goes apeshit!

#ace attorney #spirit of justice #pees'lubn andistan'dhin #perfectly cut

[dirtymichael]

Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

[dirtymichael]

me: *has a whole sci fi universe playing out in my mind, begging to be turned into something*

also me: *binges dashcam videos until im too tired to do anything creative*

I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*