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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat
After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.
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geordi, filming: hey what’s up everyone i’m geordi and today we’re gonna see if we can get doom to run on my friend data here
data: *half smile wave*
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤑 this strain is called "the naked time" 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
me five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw sulu fencing in the hallway
my buddy spock pacing: when i feel friendship for you im ashamed
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I want to preface this by saying I'm not upset with the band at all, I just feel...weird and want to share.
As the person who created the original TMBG Hollywood image, it has been very strange to see it show up all over They Might Be Giants social media, email lists, and more since the announcement of them opening for Sparks at the Hollywood Bowl. It (with some text added advertising that show) is still their cover image on Facebook.
This was the one photo edit I made that was reposted to tmbgareok without me submitting it. And I am proud of that! Proud that Flans saw what I made and liked it enough to want to share it with the whole TMBG-world.
But I wasn't ever credited for it... Not then and not now. And that was pretty standard for tmbg's tumblr in 2017. The best images were clearly being saved in a folder on someone's computer without the creator attached and being reposted whenever things were slow. I'm actually super stoked that this edit made enough of an impression that it was remembered all these years later and dug out to use. I had no expectation of credit at the time, and I felt that expectation covered the band's later use of it when promoting the Hollywood Bowl show.
Eventually, they had the same concept completely redone in black and white, with lights behind, and the re-do is inherently nicer than the original. (It would be, having been done by a professional rather than a college student with nothing but shaky photo-editing skills and an all-abiding love for their music.) But it is still clearly based on my idea, my image was definitely used as a reference. Which is why I feel like it is still my idea, my design if not my personal work.
Which is why I feel a bit weird that they are now selling a T-shirt with the re-design on it.
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To be clear: I don't feel like I am owed anything here. It was a silly idea based on a news story at the time and the waters are too muddied for me to claim any real ownership of it even if I wanted to. But I do feel that there have been some missteps on tmbg's part and it feels uncomfortable to be on the other side of it.
Obviously this isn't new, they've been selling the shirt for months. But I've been trying to put it out of my mind ever since and failing, so I thought I would at least share the story here.
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An even better change for the Hollywood sign
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daily affirmations: you are isildur’s heir, not isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.
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IF IT SUCKS...ABANDON SHIP
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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secret full version of this post that i never posted cuz i was like ooooh im gonna color the sketches 🤡 lol that never happened but its fine in this house we post unfinished art
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I wish they incorporated fireworks into the warrior cats universe I want the clans to start screaming and freaking out that the “stars are exploding” when it’s just colorful fireworks
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I want this to happen
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Guillermo what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament??
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ID: 1. Waist up of The Guide and Nandor on a mottled peach background. The Guide leans toward him, twirling her hair with a free hand, and asks flirtatiously, "So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?" Nandor looks over questioningly while twiddling his hands. 2. Waist up of Nandor from the Guide's POV as he turns toward her and looms with an imperious grin, pressing his fingers to his chest. He replies, "I'm a knife." Laszlo and Nadja stand in the background behind him with Guillermo passing by behind them. In unison, all three turn their heads toward The Guide and say "He's a little spoon." 3. Repeat. Nandor whips his head toward the three, cheeks flushed and mouth screwed up in embarrassment. Nadja and Laszlo turn their heads toward Guillermo questioningly. Guillermo looks away awkwardly, face red and sweating. /end ID
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gloppy btw. if you even care
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They are dumb idiots, but they are my dumb idiots, your Honor.
p.4 of silly OFMD arts
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