how have you been?
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys
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"i can probably get this fun new fic idea written out as a coherent oneshot in a few days, and then afterwards i can get back to writing my other project(s)" <- this is the devil speaking through you
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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
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I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi
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by DarknessNightmare
A single pale, delicate hand had sunk in the water and scooped him up with ease, like a child saving a bird from a pool. Hob had coughed, trying to catch his breath and, as he looked up, he found a familiar face and eyes that shone like stars.
OR: Hob is having a nightmare and Morpheus (literally) scoops him out of it.
Just- giant Morpheus and fluff.
Words: 2365, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Hob Gadling, Original Characters
Relationships: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling, Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling
Additional Tags: Daydreaming, Hob Gadling Loves Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Mutual Pining, Professor Hob Gadling, Big Morpheus, The Dreaming Realm (The Sandman), Hob travels The Dreaming, more-pheus, Romantic Fluff, First Kiss, Size Difference, like- literally
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while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade
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↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought
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love to purchase items but at what cost
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we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war
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Draco seeing all the Weasleys for the first time at the Quidditch World Cup!
Everybody had a thing for Bill ✨😂
Hey! So long time no see guys :0
Thank you all so much for all of the well wishes 💚💚💚 My Tendonitis is much better and I‘m as good as new :)
I’m trying to get back into the game as soon as possible and post a comic each week again :) but maybe not right away
So I really hope you enjoyed this one ✨😂
Much love and Have a nice week 💚🌻
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Coming up with juicy fanfic plot that has no plotholes and makes sense in the shower be like:
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lov doodle
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when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes
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