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I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

#i love how the last addition makes it known that op and the guy becale friends. i was hoping for that

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best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

#ref

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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No fucking way LMFAO

#MI HERMANA EN CRISTO...

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part of getting older that they don't tell you about is that one day nighttime masturbation becomes more of a sleep aid than anything else

#nsfw #its true...

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rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

#has to be mamma mia

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nora sakavic has done the impossible. she has me giving a fuck about a frenchman

#like wow... #jean moreau #aftg #the sunshine court #pau.txt

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black turtleneck sweaters are like if the word cunt were an object

#this is why i have 2 of them

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​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

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decay exists as an extant form of life

#you cannot kill me in a way that matters #decay exists as an extant form of life #mushrooms #fungí #art #artist #illustration #procreate #my art #pau.txt

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Eid Mubarak, I love you all, may we witness a free Palestine within our lifetimes inshallah

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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

#yeah #me

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bad

#IS THIS THE EPISODE WHERE HE LOST HIS HOUSENRKSLFLDLFLDLDM

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

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my bf tonight: i would have liked to meet you earlier, not to know how you were before, but to have spent more time with you

#very normal and sane thing of him to say. why is he waxing poetry like this hello #needless to say i fully lost it it made me so happy im crazy #i love him... and all those cheesy things #bf tag #been a while since i had one of those #actually ive decided i want a bf tag other than bf tag... #ill workshop it #pau.txt

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are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?

hi anon,

water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!

#sex ed