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druckkugelschreiber · 2 hours
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If you migrate from Wattpad to Ao3....
I'm fucking begging you to actually tag your works properly AND DO NOT CENSOR WHAT YOU WRITE OR TAG !!! Terms like "unalive" "sewer slide" and other censored terms are NOT welcome here, and you wont be punished by the algorithm for talking about death and blood and stuff BECAUSE THERES IS NO ALGORITHM ! Also making place holders IS NOT ALLOWED BY AO3 TOS. It just clogs up the archive for nothing, if you do this, thats a sure way to get your stuff reported. Please learn how Ao3 works, its nothing like Wattpad.
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druckkugelschreiber · 2 hours
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The way my mood shot through the stratosphere because of my hot dreams and the fact that I actually got a decent night’s sleep. I feel like I could fight god herself
Vibrating with energy but the insane one from Thursday
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druckkugelschreiber · 2 hours
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A Scarlett Johansson dream and a Cipher dream in one night and both were very hot. My brain absolutely served me and I ate
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druckkugelschreiber · 2 hours
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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druckkugelschreiber · 14 hours
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When my sister is like „my small dog is like a cat!“
And my first reaction us „yeah, but she doesn’t purr and she stinks.“ so she‘s objectively just worse.
I love dogs but that they can’t purr is such a copout
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druckkugelschreiber · 15 hours
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@honeybreadbee
i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh
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druckkugelschreiber · 16 hours
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you guys literally are all so brave. even through the screen i can tell. keep going
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druckkugelschreiber · 23 hours
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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druckkugelschreiber · 23 hours
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*can be niece/nephew through sibling or cousin
**parents and siblings
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"She was in her thirties but still really hot" Say what now?! STILL???? This is what's wrong with society these days. Still really hot my ass. Women in their thirties are so fucking hot. Hotter than in their twenties imo
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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
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There's so much betrayal on this show I had trouble choosing characters. 😅
(Source) / (Insp)
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as social media quotes series part 36/?
The rest of the series
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Charlize Theron
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He remembered the evening after that fateful Landsmeet when he told Heulwen that he'd see Loghain every time he looked at Anora. And he had, in every word and gesture and in her face; the shape of her cheekbones, the curve of her frown, but he saw that wretched man no more so than in her eyes. Alistair cradled his infant daughter in his arms, running a finger along her soft amber curls, knowing he would do great and terrible things for this rosy-cheeked blessing. Lia opened her eyes and Alistair found the same blue that he knew so well staring back at him. Yet in that moment, as if the sun had emerged from behind the clouds after a long winter, he found that he didn't see the man he hated reflected there. He only saw love and joy.
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