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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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*To the McDonald's jingle* Ba da ba ba ba I'm globbin' it.

“You globbin’ it” was a new way of asking people if they were FTM but like, in a polite way. Got catcalled while walking down the street by a catgirl yelling “ARE YOU GLOBBING IT, YES OR NOO?!”

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

yas pls

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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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#maryland #baltimore

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I don't know what's going on but it seem fun.

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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Numphabet completionist:

2 7

2/infinity.

the quick brown fox jump over a silly dog

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Headcanon: Aizawa uses black hair dye because he keeps getting gray hairs from all the stress. This has led to three things.

A: Aizawa knows the best dyes.

B: He is amazing at dying, having done it for years, and he will help his students if they ask (although none of them ever do.)

C: The gray hairs barely show up anymore since he has pretty much permanently stained his hair black with the amount of dye he uses, although he has to keep re-dying his roots.

#mha #mha aizawa #aizawa #aizawa shouta #shouta aizawa #aizawa shota #shota aizawa #mha headcanons

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Yep, so is decapitation.

PUKKICHOOO!!!!!!

what's your favorite fandom?

The mere concept of fandoms is evil to me

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It's called 'everything'.

“I wish I could say everything in one word. I hate all the things that can happen between the beginning of a sentence and the end.”

— Leonard Cohen

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Y'all, my guitar teacher is so cool. As a kid, I wasn't allowed to play horror games or watch horror movies. But he let me learn the Silent Hill 2 theme because it was good fingerpicking exercise.

#guitar #acoustic guitar #acoustic #silent hill #silent hill 2

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Jester time!

You can tell a jester's power level by the length of their jingly hat thing, and the length of their jingly collar. The more branches the hat/collar has, the higher the level/rank of jester. Another thing to consider is the costume. There are many types of jester costumes, and that determines the category of jester. Three main types are spiky, sleek, and poofy. Also, the number and size of the bells the jester has is also a great indicator of the danger level of jesters. Not that they would attack you (unless you provoked them), but the possibility that they could, or would make fun of you, and how viciously. That's kinda all I got, been wanting to post this for a while now.

#jester #jesters #jester time

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reblog this rat until staff gets involved

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I have two hands for a reason.

oh my stars i really deserve some Head Pats

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I'd just give them my deadname.

They say you should never give the fae your real name. You were introduced to a large group of creatures from the fae realm, and immediately told them all your real name. You couldn’t be happier with your decision.

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Y'all.

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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I misread this and thought it meant that someone has the sexual appeal equivalent to that of sand.

The somewhat sexual quality of sand